Family Guy — S01E03 — Chitty Chitty Death Bang

00:00:35 WELL, EVERYTHING'S ALL SET FOR STEWIE'S BIRTHDAY PARTY.

00:01:22 YOU KNOW, WHEN MEG AND CHRIS TURNED ONE,

00:02:15 A PROFESSIONAL?

00:03:11 LISTEN. YOU'RE A ONE-OF-A-KIND GIRL

00:03:59 "THEIR PLANS SOMEHOW RELATE

00:05:16 AND NOW, ONE YEAR HENCE, HE'S RETURNING TO RECTIFY HIS MISTAKE AND...

00:06:25 HEY, PULL OVER, YOU BASTARD!

00:07:15 AFTER THE EMOTIONAL TRAUMA I'VE ENDURED

00:08:08 SO, ARE WE ALL SET AT CHEESIE CHARLIE'S?

00:09:08 VANILLA, STRAWBERRY, CHOCOLATE, OR PEOPLE.

00:09:59 I GOT US A CLOWN, A CAKE, A PETTING ZOO,

00:10:47 I'VE GOT AN ARMY TO RAISE,

00:11:38 MEG, YOU DIDN'T TELL ME YOUR MOTHER WAS JUST LIKE MARTHA STEWART.

00:12:27 OH, SURE. I CAN DO THAT.

00:13:17 IN FROZEN CARBONITE!

00:14:28 PETER SHOULD BE BACK ANY MINUTE

00:15:24 WE'RE GONNA HAVE A GREAT TIME ON OUR TRIP.

00:16:47 HE MUST THINK I'M A TOTAL DOG.

00:17:30 ARE NOT YET DEVELOPED.

00:18:19 GREAT! THEN ALL YOU NEED IS A DARK- BLUE JOGGING SUIT.

00:19:04 TODAY SHE WANTS YOU TO BE WITH THE FAMILY.

00:19:50 HAVEN'T ANY OF YOU EVER BEEN IN A CULT BEFORE?

00:20:44 IS ANYBODY HOME?

00:21:43 OH, WHAT THE HELL.