Family Guy — S01E02 — I Never Met the Dead Man
1999 · 23 MIN · IMDB 7.5 · 2,845 VOTES · DIR. Michael Dante DiMartino
Overview
While teaching Meg to drive, Peter crashes into the town satellite dish, which knocks out the city's cable. He promises Meg that if she takes the blame, he'll get her a car. Without TV, Peter goes crazy, which drives the family insane. Meanwhile, after refusing to eat the broccoli that Lois gives him, Stewie attempts to build a weather control device that would destroy all vegetables.
Dialogue Timeline — 508 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:05 OH, LOOK AT STEWIE.
00:01:22 NEVER! DAMN THE BROCCOLI! DAMN YOU!
00:02:13 SINCE YOU GOT HOME FROM WORK.
00:02:59 AT A RED LIGHT, YOU GOTTA RACE HIM.
00:04:06 I'M AFRAID I'M NO GOOD FOR YOU!
00:05:02 YOU'RE GONNA DO GREAT.
00:06:13 THE QUAHOG CABLE TELEVISION TRANSMITTER.
00:07:04 AND IF YOU ADD THE MEASURE OF THE ANGLES
00:08:02 WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT, BROCCOLI?
00:08:50 NOW CHRIS, NOW LET'S NOT PANIC.
00:09:24 OR AM I GONNA HAVE TO SHOW YOU MY ASS?
00:10:14 I DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH LONGER I CAN LAST.
00:11:47 I EXPECT I SHALL FINISH THEM ALL OFF!
00:12:35 HIM AND HIS CRAZY GET-RICH-QUICK SCHEMES.
00:13:27 PETER GRIFFIN RUINED T.V.?
00:14:17 I'LL BUILD A SHIP IN A BOTTLE.
00:15:02 PETER, I'M TALKING ABOUT MAKING LOVE.
00:16:28 THIS MORNING'S FLY-FISHING REALLY WORE ME OUT.
00:17:14 YOU DON'T JOIN THEIR PARTY, THEY'LL COME GET YOU.
00:17:57 THERE'S ONLY ONE SHOW I WANT TO SEE.
00:19:05 FARE THEE WELL, BROCCOLI!
00:20:24 I DID NOT SEE THAT COMING.
00:21:15 UH-HUH.
00:22:11 QUADRUPED. MUTANT.
Cast & Characters
Seth MacFarlane
Peter Griffin / Brian Griffin / Stewie Griffin / Glenn Quagmire (voice)
Alex Borstein
Lois Griffin / Tricia Takanawa / Loretta Brown / Barbara Pewterschmidt (voice)
Seth Green
Chris Griffin (voice)
Aaron Lustig
Various (voice)
Lacey Chabert
Meg Griffin (voice) (uncredited)
Joey Slotnick
Various (voice)
Butch Hartman
Various (voice)
Lori Alan
Diane Simmons / Girl (voice)
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed508
Dialogue density22.1 lines / min
First line00:00:05
Final line00:22:11
Production Record
DirectorMichael Dante DiMartino
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes2,845
Factoids
Episode
Family Guy, season 1, episode 2: I Never Met the Dead Man.
https://www.themoviedb.org/tv/1434/season/1/episode/2
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