Family Guy — S01E01 — Death Has a Shadow
1999 · 23 MIN · IMDB 7.7 · 3,856 VOTES · DIR. Peter Shin, Seth MacFarlane
Overview
After Peter heavily drinks at a bachelor party, even though he told Lois he would not, he gets fired from his job at the Happy-go-Lucky toy factory for being hung over. Peter soon applies for welfare, but after a mix-up, gets sent a check for $150,000. Eventually, Lois finds out, and Peter decides to return the money by dumping it from a blimp at the Super Bowl. He is arrested as a result, and his family ends up coming to his rescue.
Dialogue Timeline — 538 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:06 MOM, DAD, I FOUND CIGARETTES
00:01:19 CAN I PLEASE GET COLLAGEN INJECTIONS?
00:02:12 DON'T TOUCH THE THERMOSTAT, MEG.
00:03:00 OH, MAN, I HATE IT WHEN HE TELLS THIS STORY.
00:03:52 I'M GOING FOR THE HIGH SCORE!
00:04:45 CHRIS, ELBOWS OFF YOUR FATHER.
00:05:32 MY GOODNESS. THIS CHAIR LEG WAS LOOSE.
00:06:22 YES, SIR!
00:07:24 NOW WE'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO AFFORD
00:08:13 ALL RIGHT, THEN LET'S EAT.
00:09:15 SCREW THIS! I JUST CAME OVER TO BUY SOME FIREWORKS!
00:10:21 I THOUGHT YOU PEOPLE WERE SUPPOSED TO BE JOLLY.
00:11:14 NO. NO.
00:12:12 WELL, NO DESSERT FOR YOU, YOUNG MAN.
00:13:04 A BIG RAISE!
00:14:01 IT MAKES HIM HAPPY.
00:14:57 JUST LIKE THE KENNEDYS.
00:15:53 BOY, I HOPE LOIS IS WATCHING.
00:16:53 HOW WAS YOUR SHOWER?
00:17:45 YOU KNOW, MOTHER, LIFE IS LIKE A BOX OF CHOCOLATES.
00:18:51 DON'T YOU THINK YOU SHOULD HAVE ALERTED THE GOVERNMENT
00:19:41 OH, NO!
00:20:48 HELL, YOU'VE LEARNED YOUR LESSON, RIGHT?
00:21:46 OK, DISABILITY CLAIM.
Cast & Characters
Seth MacFarlane
Peter Griffin / Brian Griffin / Stewie Griffin / Glenn Quagmire (voice)
Alex Borstein
Lois Griffin / Tricia Takanawa / Loretta Brown / Barbara Pewterschmidt (voice)
Seth Green
Chris Griffin (voice)
Pat Summerall
Patrick / Pat (voice)
Billy West
(voice, uncredited)
Lacey Chabert
Meg Griffin (voice) (uncredited)
Joey Slotnick
Dick Clark (voice)
Lori Alan
Diane Simmons / Lady (voice)
Wally Wingert
Carlos Alazraqui
Mr. Weed (voice)
Butch Hartman
Various (voice)
Fred Tatasciore
John Madden (voice)
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed538
Dialogue density23.4 lines / min
First line00:00:06
Final line00:21:46
Production Record
DirectorPeter Shin, Seth MacFarlane
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes3,856
Factoids
Episode
Family Guy, season 1, episode 1: Death Has a Shadow.
https://www.themoviedb.org/tv/1434/season/1/episode/1
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