Family Guy Presents: Stewie Kills Lois and Lois Kills Stewie

00:00:01 Family Guy Stewie Kills Lois

00:01:23 Uh, Lois, there's one more.

00:02:04 Oh, that's great.

00:02:47 Bye! Bye! Bye! Bye!

00:03:41 Uh, I feel like that fat-ass British girl from Titanic.

00:04:23 Are you gonna shower her off after all that candle wax?

00:04:59 the minute Lois walks through that door, you're gonna forget all about it

00:05:54 And sometimes I put my speakers

00:06:49 "You want to get an abortion with the abortionist having a stump hand?"

00:08:00 With all the indignities I've been forced to suffer

00:09:18 God, I hope so, Meg.

00:10:12 - Give me back my family! - Get off me!

00:10:52 - I promise you it's okay. - Eh, I'm not sure.

00:11:37 Lois's death was an accident.

00:12:12 Well, I'm going to expose you for what you are.

00:13:07 that Peter took out a life insurance policy on Lois

00:13:54 Uh-huh.

00:15:07 Can't believe it's been 12 months since I've deliberately choked myself

00:16:13 um

00:17:04 Look, there he is!

00:17:46 Peter called me right after he killed my daughter

00:18:37 Mr. Griffin

00:19:28 Thank you.