Family Guy Presents: Stewie Kills Lois and Lois Kills Stewie
2007 · 45 MIN · IMDB 8.3 · 2,657 VOTES · DIR. John Holmquist, Peter Shin, James Purdum, Greg Colton
Overview
"Stewie Kills Lois" and "Lois Kills Stewie" is a two-part episode of the sixth season of the animated comedy series Family Guy, which was originally produced for the end of Season 5.
Dialogue Timeline — 409 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:01 Family Guy Stewie Kills Lois
00:01:20 Oh, thank you all so much. What thoughtful gifts.
00:02:03 Hey, guys. I wrote a song.
00:02:45 Bye! Bye!
00:03:37 Boy, this is romantic, isn't it, Lois?
00:04:20 Uh, and then what are you gonna do?
00:04:55 Who cares? You're not gonna kill her anyway.
00:05:45 Every beer I've ever had
00:06:43 - Peter, for god's... - Bah-bah. I'll tell it, I'll tell it.
00:07:55 How did you get here?
00:09:12 outta here!
00:10:04 We now return to...
00:10:44 Peter...
00:11:28 Here you go, Stewie.
00:12:02 Oh God, I've really screwed myself up here.
00:12:56 "I wish you were dead," right before I never saw her again.
00:13:39 - You suck! - I know.
00:14:53 Damn! What the hell are they doing here?!
00:16:01 Joe, what the hell is going on?
00:16:43 You can't put a vagina on this man!
00:17:34 Defense Counsel, we will hear your opening statement.
00:18:18 Well, now that you mention it...
00:19:06 We find Peter Griffin guilty of murder in the first degree.
00:20:13 It was Stewie!
Cast & Characters
Seth MacFarlane
Peter Griffin
Seth MacFarlane
Stewie Griffin
Seth MacFarlane
Brian Griffin
Alex Borstein
Lois Griffin
Alex Borstein
Asian Hooker
Alex Borstein
Sandra Bullock
Seth Green
Chris Griffin
Seth Green
Random Man
Mila Kunis
Meg Griffin
Mike Henry
Cleveland Brown
Mike Henry
John Herbert
Mike Henry
Bruce the Performance Artist
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed409
Dialogue density9.1 lines / min
First line00:00:01
Final line00:20:13
Production Record
DirectorJohn Holmquist, Peter Shin, James Purdum, Greg Colton
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes2,657