Family Guy Presents: Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story

00:00:00 Live from Quahog, Rhode Island, this is Channel Five Action News...

00:03:41 - I am sorry. I am so sorry. There was booze in the car.

00:09:44 Come on, Stewie. In... The... Pool.

00:13:07 Ooh, sorry about that, man.

00:16:49 What the deuce?

00:20:38 - Great job, Mr. Griffin. - Great job, Peter.

00:23:49 You bastard! Who the hell do you think you are?

00:27:13 - You know what really grinds my gears? - Hey! Hey!

00:30:36 Thanks, Tom. And now, neglectful father and Quahog's newest social pariah...

00:34:04 Oh! Sounds fancy. How does it work?

00:37:12 Ah! I'll save you, MaryJane!

00:40:28 - Oh, oh, oh. Sorry. Sorry. Where are my manners? - Oh, What a gentleman.

00:43:31 Griffin once again.

00:47:03 So I'll ask you again: What are the names of the women on Sex and the City?

00:50:49 Lion-O, what are you doing? Snarf! Snarf!

00:54:39 Do they have flying cars? Did they ever find a successful vehicle for Ellen Cleghorne?

00:58:32 Hi, Vanessa. Well, don't you look nice-

01:01:47 He's sometimes late on the rent...

01:04:48 - What? - Well, I have no idea.

01:07:56 Which part? The eight seconds of sex, or the 40 minutes of crying?

01:11:11 ...to ensure I never have the close call with that lifeguard tower in the first place.

01:14:54 Uh, I do.

01:19:29 Thank you. Thank you very much.

01:23:06 What's the latest on those refugees? They off the coast yet?