Family Guy Presents: Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story

00:00:00 Live from Quahog, Rhode Island, this is Channel Five Action News...

00:03:44 I'm sorry.

00:09:55 Maybe this summer he should take swim lessons.

00:13:21 - You could talk about me. - Okay, honey. I'll talk about you.

00:17:26 I'm alive. I'm alive!

00:21:02 Good.

00:24:20 If I'm drunk, I'll be calm. If I'm calm, I'll be nice. If I'm nice, I won't go to hell.

00:27:57 ...you'll never wanna drink again.

00:31:37 I may have an occasional creme de menthe, but that's about it.

00:34:56 Hi, I'm Wilford Brimley and I have diabetes.

00:38:09 Route 2 in Weekapaug!

00:41:30 - Oh, right. Right. - Pretty obvious.

00:44:49 Oh, very well. I suppose I'll go pump the chemical toilet.

00:48:22 - All right, that's it. Give me the wheel. - Go to hell!

00:52:56 - Oh, my God! - Oh, dear.

00:56:36 Put me back in.

01:00:12 I just received a call from my worthy opponent, Senator Daterape.

01:03:22 - Well, I guess it's not all bad. - What do you mean?

01:06:40 Okay, then let's begin.

01:09:56 Who would have guessed I'd be one of the few not in a wheelchair?

01:13:06 Excellent. These dominoes are set up exactly as I want them, right next to the good china.

01:18:23 ...to get to the extra material...

01:21:58 Aaah!

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