Family Guy Presents: Something, Something, Something, Dark Side

2009 · 54 MIN · IMDB 7.6 · 6,944 VOTES · DIR. Peter Shin, James Purdum, Dominic Polcino

Family Guy Presents: Something, Something, Something, Dark Side poster

Overview

Peter makes good on another power outage at home by retelling Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back.

Dialogue Timeline — 771 lines

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00:00:05 MAN ON TV. We now return to Aaron Sorkin's new show, The K!tchen.
00:03:52 Cook!e!
00:05:35 All r!ght, l'm gonna go out and look for h!m. l'll take my Don Don.
00:08:06 l thought they smelled bad
00:10:28 -Gett!ng Emp!re stuff done. -Busy w!th Emp!re stuff.
00:11:48 -Emp!re sucks! -Rebels!
00:13:35 (SCOFFS ) L!ke you know how to f!sh.
00:16:53 (GASPS )
00:19:17 (FARTS )
00:21:20 Yeah, Paul, what's your new w!fe's name? Peg?
00:24:05 Profess!onal serv!ce. Non-threaten!ng black spokesperson.
00:25:55 'cause he seems l!ke the k!nd of guy who'd help you move !f you asked h!m.
00:27:37 This was the soundtrack to my '95.
00:30:46 There's someth!ng out there.
00:32:43 l would've also accepted the scene at the end, at the basketball game
00:34:54 (MlMlCKlNG) ''You're gonna attack them?''
00:36:45 All r!ght, concentrate.
00:38:50 You ever been to Cloud C!ty, C-3PO?
00:40:50 Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
00:43:52 so you get to !nv!te four of your fr!ends to a p!zza party.
00:46:42 There !s no escape. Don't make me destroy you.
00:48:56 Take it back to Bespin
00:51:19 Lando !s wear!ng Han's clothes !n th!s scene. lt's really we!rd.
09:05:09 -No, thank you.

Cast & Characters

Dialogue Record

Lines indexed771
Dialogue density14.3 lines / min
First line00:00:05
Final line09:05:09

Production Record

DirectorPeter Shin, James Purdum, Dominic Polcino
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes6,944