Family Guy Presents: Something, Something, Something, Dark Side

2009 · 54 MIN · IMDB 7.6 · 6,944 VOTES · DIR. Peter Shin, James Purdum, Dominic Polcino

Family Guy Presents: Something, Something, Something, Dark Side poster

Overview

Peter makes good on another power outage at home by retelling Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back.

Dialogue Timeline — 771 lines

A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE

00:00:05 MAN ON TV. We now return to Aaron Sorkin's new show, The K!tchen.
00:03:52 Cook!e!
00:05:35 All r!ght, l'm gonna go out and look for h!m. l'll take my Don Don.
00:08:04 (SlGHS )
00:10:26 -Lot of Emp!re stuff to do. -Emp!re stuff.
00:11:45 -Yeah! Yeah! -Yeah!
00:13:31 S!r, Rebel sh!ps are com!ng !nto our sector.
00:16:11 (EX CLAlMlNG)
00:19:04 All r!ght, Chew!e, punch !t.
00:21:06 AstonishingIy, the driver makes a Ieft, right into an asteroid fieId.
00:23:41 Sorry, that's me. l was st!ll us!ng an electron!c dev!ce.
00:25:42 No.
00:27:27 'cause I'm getting rid of my CDs.
00:28:58 (ROCKYIVTHEME MUSlC PLAYlNG)
00:32:31 but Kathy Bates !s probably worse. Best scene !n Teen WoIf?
00:34:36 (ENGlNE STALLlNG)
00:36:11 Chew!e, get ready to release the land!ng claw
00:38:32 You don't know my name, do you? You never bothered to learn !t.
00:40:27 That was d!sgust!ng!
00:42:58 l can defeat you, Vader. You'll see.
00:46:12 Come on, Luke, jo!n the dark s!de. lt's really cool.
00:48:15 Ben. Ben.
00:50:42 That was me.
00:53:12 lt's on Cartoon Network's Adult Sw!m, Dad. l'm pretty sure you know that.

Cast & Characters

Dialogue Record

Lines indexed771
Dialogue density14.3 lines / min
First line00:00:05
Final line00:53:12

Production Record

DirectorPeter Shin, James Purdum, Dominic Polcino
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes6,944