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00:00:14 # Oh, darlin' #

00:03:01 Next level!

00:06:25 Sorry, not gonna happen.

00:09:10 I don't think there's any girls left.

00:11:53 I wanted to know if you'd maybe want to go to the prom with me tonight.

00:16:37 I know what you're up to, and it's gotta stop.

00:19:37 Now, the next we like to call... the Fireplug.

00:22:10 No, wait. You know what would be even hotter?

00:27:44 Hey, you know, uh, shit, what can I say?

00:29:49 Well...

00:33:06 But trust me, there's no better sensation...

00:37:18 What do I do? How do I... tell her how I feel?

00:39:54 Lindsey, relax. Everybody farts.

00:43:14 Great. I didn't have a back-up plan.

00:45:49 But I like you a lot.

00:48:31 in the market for a teen girl

00:51:40 you know what I mean... ma'am?

00:55:34 # Put the south in your mouth, pretty baby #

00:58:07 And you know, I got fucked last night. Fucked good.

01:01:25 They were in there the whole time?

01:04:10 Can someone help me get off the bus?

01:06:54 What?

01:10:30 and I'm not some famous porn star named Gigundocock.

01:13:02 # She's got that kind of booty #