Evil Aliens
2006 · 93 MIN · IMDB 5.2 · 6,178 VOTES · DIR. Jake West
Overview
The sensationalist reporter Michelle Fox presents the TV show Weird World, with phony matters about UFOS and aliens. When she hears about Cat, a young woman that claims that have been abducted with her boyfriend and become pregnant by aliens, she convinces her chief to travel with a team to the remote Welsh island of Scalled to interview Cat. She invites the cameraman Ricky Anderson with his sound technician partner; the nerd expert in "ufology" and "ley lines" Gavin Gorman; the actress Candy Vixen and an obscure gay actor to prepare the matter. They get a van and wait for the low tide to reach the island, and when they find evidences that aliens are really landed in the location, the ambitious Michelle decides to film her way to fame and wealth.
Dialogue Timeline — 508 lines
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00:01:19 The earth really did moved!
00:04:19 No, no, we saw it. It was a mothership.
00:06:00 - ... what's his name? - Ricky.
00:07:51 Come on, inflato-boy.
00:09:39 No shops, no neighbors, no pubs.
00:12:50 Does anybody speak Welsh?
00:14:45 How long is it to the Devil's-teeths?
00:17:18 UFO!
00:21:00 As head of B.U.R.C.,-
00:22:45 As head of B.U.R.C. I could not let you film this as evidence of real alien activity.
00:26:46 Paranoid...
00:29:00 Fuck you two, the bastard-thing just cut out.
00:31:55 Start the engine!
00:34:13 We can get real footage of aliens here. Not the usual fuzzy out-of focus-shit...
00:36:35 The mainland-police says they don't have a plan for an alien-invasion.
00:43:24 Let's get away from here, before the owners miss Fido.
00:45:35 Oh, fuck!
00:48:08 Jesus-alien is missing.
00:51:15 You know I'm right!
00:54:55 It's like a giant mobile-phone on charge.
01:01:38 Sorry, but I'm gonna leave you here to rot. Bye, bye!
01:05:00 Not so hard! Gentle.
01:15:35 Where's Ricky?
01:25:58 Whatever, whatever!