Everything's Jake
2000 · 92 MIN · IMDB 6.2 · 141 VOTES · DIR. Matthew Miele
Overview
A homeless man takes a newly homeless man under his wing and teaches him how to survive on the streets.
Dialogue Timeline — 1,645 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:41 Man, English accent: TO THIS DAY,
00:06:18 SO, LADY, JUST GIVE ME $2.00. DAMN.
00:09:59 BONJOUR.
00:15:33 NO BAGELS?
00:18:59 OH, REALLY?
00:21:21 CHILI? WE AIN'T GOT NO CHILI.
00:24:56 FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU, ALL RIGHT?
00:27:46 YOU KNOW, THE OLD RUB-OUT?
00:30:55 WHO BUST THE FUCKING CAB?!
00:35:18 ABOUT THAT PIANO THING BACK THERE.
00:38:48 JUST SOME STUFFY WAITER DIDN'T BRING IT TO YOU.
00:41:39 WELL, I HAVEN'T ACTUALLY CROSSED THAT BRIDGE YET,
00:45:27 WHY DON'T YOU MOVE FARTHER SOUTH,
00:47:49 NOT REALLY.
00:50:30 NOW I SUGGEST YOU STRONGLY TAKE IN
00:53:23 I AM IMPRESSED.
00:56:29 HOW ABOUT A ROOF OVER YOUR HEAD, JAKE?
01:01:54 A PARADE?
01:04:45 JUST ME AND MY BONGOS.
01:08:06 FINALLY, WE'RE RECOGNIZED!
01:12:59 YOUR LAST BOOK PLACED YOU IN THE WORLD OF MAGIC,
01:16:29 DO YOU KNOW WHERE I CAN FIND HIM?
01:21:06 IT'S NICE OF YOU TO COME.
01:27:30 WHY ME?
Cast & Characters
Ernie Hudson
Jake
Randi Pannell
Glitter
Debbie Allen
Debbie Allen
Graeme Malcolm
Cameron
Robin Givens
Publisher
Lou Rawls
Hot Dog Vendor
Stephen Furst
Assistant Librarian
Willis Burks II
Colonel
Phyllis Diller
Victoria Pond
Lou Myers
Abe
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed1,645
Dialogue density17.9 lines / min
First line00:00:41
Final line01:27:30
Production Record
DirectorMatthew Miele
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes141
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