Everything's Gone Green

00:00:29 And now, for the numbers that tell our at home viewers

00:05:43 You went into the system and read my poetry? Even I don't read it.

00:10:07 Some big help you're being here, Ryan.

00:13:30 Thank you.

00:15:56 Our Nasty Condo Leaks sells at water damage and musky odors.

00:20:21 I guess someone has to.

00:24:06 How does it feel to win?

00:28:05 - Oh, dear God, you're in an aloe products pyramid scam. - No, no this isn't a scam, son.

00:31:14 Well. my 88 shirt is out at the cleaners. Ming, I'm trying here, but your granny is...

00:35:09 And each one of them will do whatever they can to take from me what they want.

00:38:39 This is the real expansion.

00:41:32 Yeah, Ryan's not a golfer.

00:45:25 - Yakuza... Mafia? - And let's say that these entrepreneurs have...

00:48:08 But I'm almost ready to break through the wall.

00:50:53 so, for the first half hour everybody's deluded into thinking that they're actually gonna have fun.

00:54:49 - Actually, I like all your pictures. - Oh, thank you.

00:58:02 We called in the palm tree for that one.

01:02:00 Thanks, Ryan That was the most fun I had...

01:07:22 What city do you live in?

01:10:31 Nice seeing you again, Ryan.

01:13:58 Weird?

01:17:56 It's OK. It happens to everyone.

01:21:26 Well...

01:25:35 Fuck off, OK?