Everybody Wants to Be Italian
2007 · 105 MIN · IMDB 5.7 · 2,000 VOTES · DIR. Jason Todd Ipson
Overview
Are all relationships based on lies? Jake Bianski runs a fish market in north Boston, surrounded by Italians. For years, he's carried a torch for Isabella, an ex-girlfriend now married with three children and no interest in Jake. Yet, he tells everyone she's his girlfriend, including Marisa, a veterinarian his employees set him up with at the Italian singles club. She's interested in him until he tells her about his girlfriend, then he's persistent in asking her to be his friend. As the friendship bumps along, Jake realizes that reality may be better than fantasy, but what if Isabella changes her mind about Jake, and what if it comes out that Marisa, like Jake, isn't Italian?
Dialogue Timeline — 1,800 lines
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00:00:45 This is the best, though, right? This material?
00:05:36 Who is it?
00:09:17 I'm almost finished with my classes.
00:13:00 And I tell you something.
00:16:59 - He knows psychology. - I do.
00:20:47 Monday it is.
00:25:04 - It's too Italian. - That's the point, she's Italian.
00:29:05 Buonasera. Can I start you off with something to drink?
00:33:00 She's... she's not really a doctor. She's a veterinarian.
00:37:25 - Well, I think I just did. - I own this place.
00:41:22 Sammy, don't listen to anything this evil woman says.
00:45:24 You still look good, I mean, I...
00:49:01 You do know. There is none.
00:54:02 - Tell me something. - You don't want to hear it.
00:58:12 - OK, Mom. - Excuse me?
01:01:40 That's good. Now...
01:05:15 No. I can't wear that.
01:09:30 You think they were just humoring me?
01:15:00 This... this is...
01:18:58 How are you so fast?
01:23:05 You know, like they're wanted.
01:27:40 - He loves a braclola. - What?
01:31:29 All right. Thanks, Silvano.
01:37:29 You're kidding, right?