Everybody Hates Chris - S04E14 - Everybody Hates PSATs

00:00:04 CHRIS ROCK: Going to high school is full of pressure

00:01:03 * Ah, make it funky now.

00:02:03 You know, the upper crust of the black community.

00:02:44 I need to do to get into another school?

00:03:43 You know, my uncle works at the place that makes the test books.

00:04:42 Okay.

00:05:31 Oh, really?

00:06:12 after I beat that speeding ticket.

00:06:58 That's a surefire way to fail.

00:07:55 I took out the answers.

00:08:56 Oh, I think I did fine.

00:09:48 Greg... I cheated.

00:10:33 Yeah.

00:11:22 I don't know.

00:12:10 Look, I even have the receipt right here.

00:13:23 Shirley Chisholm.

00:14:15 Mission control, there is a black woman

00:15:06 Matea.

00:15:58 I knew Chris was an idiot.

00:16:58 What-What are you, following me around?

00:17:44 So, you know what?

00:18:30 I just came to say I'm sorry.

00:19:17 And the only reason he got a perfect score

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