Everybody Hates Chris — S04E04 — Everybody Hates the English Teacher

00:00:02 CHRIS ROCK: Before I was a student at Tattaglia,

00:00:52 You will turn them into me,

00:02:14 This is great-- Invisible Man.

00:02:56 to a time when I was actually awake.

00:03:42 Get Peaches and Malvo, and rob a liquor store?

00:04:37 "You will have to provide alternate accommodations

00:05:28 Ohh! How did that get in there?

00:06:15 what it was taking Greg a few days to do.

00:07:09 No. Ole Truck Turner here had a better idea.

00:07:55 Oh! Oh, oh, wait a minute. So you're saying that you think I

00:08:44 Yeah, that's a good idea. Let's play blackjack.

00:09:33 what are you doing here?

00:10:21 and all the underlying allegorical parallels.

00:11:04 See, if you love movies so much,

00:11:53 Drew was like my father.

00:12:46 Smell good?

00:13:44 and ended up getting the book thrown at her.

00:14:36 Tell that to 50 Cent.

00:15:18 I got widows to see.

00:16:10 It's over. Go home. Go."

00:17:19 Where's Ms. Rivera?

00:18:13 No, I didn't. What'd she do, anyway?

00:19:06 If you could, my father would have one.

00:20:29 * Ah, make it funky now