Everybody Hates Chris — S03E20 — Everybody Hates the Ninth-Grade Dance

00:00:05 CHRIS ROCK: I always felt like an outsider at Corleone,

00:00:50 what are you gonna tell people?

00:02:08 I hated the music.

00:03:00 How come I can't just be coming through to say hello?

00:03:45 Well, what flavor is this?

00:04:30 Looks like my dad's getting a snow job.

00:05:27 Deciding to go to the dance was easy.

00:06:15 It's over. Now leave me alone.

00:07:05 I did. I asked Lisa, Sydney, Darlene,

00:07:58 I remember her.

00:08:49 I'm looking for $100.

00:09:28 Okay, well, this looks like everything.

00:10:16 people were talking about us.

00:11:11 the parts out and sell them

00:12:03 Hey, Monk, you ever dated a white girl?

00:12:56 I'm gonna make matters worse by hitting her

00:13:56 Did you find an outfit to wear?

00:14:44 Ma, I don't want to move to Russia.

00:15:27 and see if I can find another one. You in?

00:16:17 Look, I was just trying to look out for you.

00:17:17 Yeah, that was a bad idea from the start.

00:18:12 He came back two hours later and did it anyway.

00:19:10 and hated like it was my first day at school,

00:20:20 * Everybody hates Chris.