Everybody Hates Chris — S03E19 — Everybody Hates Being Cool
2008 · 22 MIN · IMDB 7.9 · DIR. Ken Whittingham
Overview
Chris' attempt to be a "cool" kid lands him in hot water when he is caught with cigarettes and is suspended from school. Kicking him while he's down, Tonya blackmails him when she finds out before their parents do. Meanwhile, Rochelle decides to teach Julius a lesson.
Dialogue Timeline — 531 lines
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00:00:03 Everybody Hates Chris #60 "Everybody Hates Being Cool" Closed Captioned
00:01:27 I decided to consult with the coolest guy I knew
00:02:19 You know, like you're slightly bothered
00:03:15 Let me hold a dollar.
00:04:18 that means you were lying, so now you're a liar?
00:05:10 but I'm tired of being at the bottom of the totem pole.
00:06:03 in 1986, almost everybody smoked.
00:07:10 Now that I had cigarettes,
00:07:57 Yeah, once.
00:08:48 pork rinds and malt liquor
00:09:43 Fine.
00:10:26 'Cause usually you talk more about school.
00:11:07 Yeah, I talked to Grandma,
00:11:55 You ratted me out.
00:12:51 No, actually, I got kicked out.
00:13:32 I wished my mama looked like that.
00:14:25 Nah, I only drink beer with my dinner.
00:15:26 My real name is Chris.
00:16:12 that makes you an accessory.
00:17:06 He's upstairs working on that cube.
00:17:55 Chris, what are you doing here?
00:18:32 But if being cool meant going to prison,
00:19:19 you either had to have the mind of a genius
00:20:21 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org
Cast & Characters
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed531
Dialogue density24.1 lines / min
First line00:00:03
Final line00:20:21
Production Record
DirectorKen Whittingham
LanguageEnglish
Factoids
Episode
Everybody Hates Chris, season 3, episode 19: Everybody Hates Being Cool.
https://www.themoviedb.org/tv/252/season/3/episode/19
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