Everybody Hates Chris — S03E10 — Everybody Hates Kwanzaa
2007 · 22 MIN · IMDB 7.8 · DIR. Eyal Gordin
Overview
Chris has to do a school assignment during the holiday break. He decides to do a good deed and helps Kill Moves find his estranged mother. Meanwhile, Julius decides that the family should celebrate Kwanzaa instead of Christmas because it's less expensive.
Dialogue Timeline — 535 lines
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00:00:04 CHRIS ROCK: The holiday break was my favorite time of the year.
00:00:55 : And could you give this
00:01:41 That last thing hadn't even been invented yet.
00:03:01 What's going on for the holidays?
00:03:42 Free yourself of your financial oppressors
00:04:36 I haven't gotten a present in four years.
00:05:31 Merry...
00:06:24 Okay. Well, let's go get something for you mother.
00:07:11 Here. Here's your corn.
00:08:04 No problem. Merry Christmas.
00:08:50 So where's your Christmas tree?
00:09:34 Doesn't interfere with Christmas
00:10:39 Mom. Kathleen Devereaux.
00:11:27 and a Silkwood shower, our job was complete.
00:12:22 Here you go. baby.
00:13:22 Baby, it's so good to see you.
00:14:16 I have eight Rolexes, but I haven't had a Turtle
00:15:17 He fired us all.
00:16:08 Merry Christmas.
00:17:03 I want you to keep in touch this time.
00:17:49 should've been the biggest surprise I had that day,
00:18:36 Years later, Drew married a white woman.
00:19:30 Hey! Happy holidays, 'lil dude.
00:20:24 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org
Cast & Characters
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed535
Dialogue density24.3 lines / min
First line00:00:04
Final line00:20:24
Production Record
DirectorEyal Gordin
LanguageEnglish
Factoids
Episode
Everybody Hates Chris, season 3, episode 10: Everybody Hates Kwanzaa.
https://www.themoviedb.org/tv/252/season/3/episode/10
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