Everybody Hates Chris — S03E02 — Everybody Hates Caruso

00:00:02 Everybody Hates Chris #046 "Caruso" Closed Captioned

00:01:09 You want some more?

00:02:30 as far as he was concerned, it was my fault.

00:03:21 Did you see that?

00:04:10 Baby, get some rest.

00:04:58 the upstairs bathroom by the art room.

00:05:35 I just got tired of him picking on me.

00:06:27 Okay, all right, I get it, I get it.

00:07:28 now I had a lot of problems.

00:08:21 When Yao beat up Caruso,

00:09:08 my first HBO Special in a locker.

00:10:11 Back at school, I feared for my life.

00:11:01 Have you lost your mind?

00:11:59 Give me your lunch money first.

00:12:35 Why would I do that?

00:13:26 and I wasn't even in it.

00:14:13 You see, every superhero needs a villain.

00:15:16 Oh, I must've slept funny.

00:15:58 Then the guy turned around and looked right at us,

00:16:36 You know Mom hates to be the last to find out about stuff.

00:17:37 Back on my dad's secret job, he didn't know it,

00:18:30 You should be ashamed or yourself.

00:19:26 no Caruso.

00:20:22 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org