Everybody Hates Chris — S03E01 — Everybody Hates the Guidance Counselor

00:00:01 EVERYBODY HATES CHRIS #045 "E.H. the Guidance Counselor" CLOSED CAPTIONED

00:00:50 at your test results, I'm very concerned.

00:01:37 My point is: to help you get off on the good foot,

00:02:16 The way I see it, you're about...

00:03:29 That's my job.

00:04:14 and Drew's stuff that I'm giving to Chris.

00:05:03 But what you say is the first thing that comes to my mind.

00:05:48 Go around the corner and lick it up.

00:06:35 Well, when your father decided that he wasn't going

00:07:23 That's right.

00:08:14 And that sign was expensive.

00:09:05 Besides, I think it's a little too early

00:09:52 * Round and round Come on, Chris!

00:10:53 WOMAN: That's him, officer.

00:11:47 You smell anything?

00:12:38 I've been passing classes for the past two years,

00:13:27 Yeah.

00:14:32 take some time to figure things out.

00:15:44 I'm here to talk about my son.

00:16:30 so I can put more baby powder on.

00:17:25 If I can't figure out what I want to do, at least I can be a guidance counselor.

00:18:26 Good luck.

00:19:17 At that moment, I didn't have any idea what I wanted to do,

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