Everybody Hates Chris — S02E16 — Everybody Hates Chain Snatching
2007 · 21 MIN · IMDB 7.9 · DIR. Lev L. Spiro
Overview
When Chris ruins Malvo's plans to steal Vanessa's gold chain, he must figure out a way to replace it or pay the price to Malvo. Rochelle finds out that Julius has kept a credit card secret from her for over 15 years. Tonya tries to win Billy Ocean concert tickets from a radio station.
Dialogue Timeline — 467 lines
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00:00:04 CHRIS ROCK: In 1985, crime was on the rise everywhere,
00:00:46 Is a gold chain gonna help you graduate? Is a gold chain
00:01:53 Come on, we gotta go!
00:02:30 Hey there, Mrs. Rochelle.
00:03:13 Uh-huh.
00:04:13 I saw him coming up on my friend,
00:04:47 And if you don't?
00:05:40 just buy one and give it to him?
00:06:49 Is you running to the north?
00:08:01 a couple of days.
00:08:41 That's right. Mmm.
00:09:29 and I don't know where to get one.
00:10:14 a chain snatcher? So what about Malvo?
00:11:06 You better take him to the chair!
00:12:10 Did you take them on vacation and buy
00:12:55 Oh, maybe you're the Green River Killer?
00:13:51 You're not going to win.
00:14:38 He has a problem. I want to help him.
00:15:18 Why didn't you just say that?
00:16:14 Hiding a credit card!
00:17:14 What about the other eight years, Julius?
00:18:01 You got my chain?
00:18:40 You think I'm playing?
00:19:53 * Oh... make it funky now!
Cast & Characters
Tyler James Williams
Chris
Tichina Arnold
Rochelle
Terry Crews
Julius
Imani Hakim
Tonya
Tequan Richmond
Drew
Vincent Martella
Greg Wuliger
Chris Rock
Narrator (voice)
Ernest Lee Thomas
Mr. Omar
Jackée Harry
Vanessa
Ricky Harris
Malvo
Tasia Sherel
Pam
Paige Hurd
Tasha Clarkson
William Dennis Hunt
Judge
Dannon Green
Guard
Lynette DuPree
Pot Liquor Woman
Vincent M. Ward
Cop
Zee James
40 Yeard Old Tonya
Regina Randolph
Harriet Tubman
Ron Brooks
Car Jacker #1
Jason Monroe
Car Jacker #2
Brandon Hirsch
42 Year Old Drew
Jackie Nova
Rosalinda
Guillermo Canteros
Puerto Rican Chris
Athena Angel
Puerto Rican Tonya
Rockey Morales
Puerto Rican Drew
April Weeden
Angry Robbed Lady
William Washington
Beaten Chain Snatcher
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed467
Dialogue density22.2 lines / min
First line00:00:04
Final line00:19:53
Production Record
DirectorLev L. Spiro
LanguageEnglish
Factoids
Episode
Everybody Hates Chris, season 2, episode 16: Everybody Hates Chain Snatching.
https://www.themoviedb.org/tv/252/season/2/episode/16
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