Everybody Hates Chris — S02E11 — Everybody Hates Eggs

00:00:02 CHRIS ROCK: Growing up in Bed-Stuy, the one thing my mother always said

00:00:43 For the next week, this is not an egg.

00:01:37 What if we break it?

00:02:25 If it's my baby's mama, I hope she doesn't have feathers,

00:03:41 Chris, your egg!

00:04:34 That's what he said when I was born.

00:05:27 That egg is my school project.

00:06:07 Not if you got a thousand dollars.

00:06:53 What kind of name is Junebug?

00:07:40 Chris, wake up. The baby's crying.

00:08:36 You have officially lost your mind.

00:09:33 I can help you save some money.

00:10:21 I think he's a Harvard man.

00:11:39 Drew told me when the full moon comes out,

00:12:20 And what about all the other men and women that died

00:12:59 "If anything happens."

00:13:48 Uh, Monk, can I help her carry some of her bags home?

00:14:29 Oh, man!

00:16:34 CHRIS: There's no such thing as werewolves, stupid.

00:17:12 If you keep it up, you're going to be a single father, too.

00:18:07 Werewolves are just make-believe.

00:18:53 Wait a minute.

00:19:32 Apparently, when you weren't paying attention,

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