Everybody Hates Chris — S02E10 — Everybody Hates Kris
2006 · 21 MIN · IMDB 7.7 · DIR. Victor Nelli, Jr.
Overview
In order to make some extra money, Julius and Chris take a job at a department store as Santa and an elf. Things don't go well when Julius is fired and Chris ends up in the hospital.
Dialogue Timeline — 547 lines
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00:00:11 CHRIS ROCK: Christmas in Bed-Stuy was a magical time.
00:01:08 and I don't need anybody getting sick.
00:01:53 I ain't eating that.
00:03:23 living in the ghetto,
00:04:14 Thank you, Chris.
00:05:07 Hanukkah bush? No, thanks.
00:05:54 They helped with cooking.
00:06:45 Commercializing Christmas.
00:07:32 What, they're game tokens.
00:08:19 You're not getting sick, are you?
00:09:01 All they can think about is getting.
00:09:53 Well, neither does Santa.
00:10:37 gets rabies, bites somebody...?
00:11:30 working in a white department store
00:12:14 or because I lost a half day's pay.
00:13:02 He ain't going to eat it.
00:13:49 That chair is a gift.
00:14:55 He could be me.
00:15:53 Baseball cards?! Where did you get baseball cards
00:16:39 Layaway?! Layaway is your problem?
00:17:30 See that kid downstairs?
00:18:25 is having green Jell-O for breakfast.
00:19:10 Well, I didn't think you'd want to be here.
00:20:04 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org
Cast & Characters
Tyler James Williams
Chris
Tichina Arnold
Rochelle
Terry Crews
Julius
Imani Hakim
Tonya
Tequan Richmond
Drew
Vincent Martella
Greg Wuliger
Chris Rock
Narrator (voice)
Ernest Lee Thomas
Mr. Omar
Richard Lewis
Kris
Travis T. Flory
Joey Caruso
Michel Estime
Risky
Mario Joyner
Dr. Williams
Tom Virtue
Doctor with Kidney
Roger Marks
Rabbi
Carla Jimenez
Nurse
Steve Seagren
Old Santa
David St. James
Thomas
Timothy McLaughlin
Tree Salesman
Maliah Hudson
Emily
Jansen Panettiere
Peter
Lloyd Williams
Priest
Malcolm Foster Smith
Black Guy
Pej Vahdat
Doctor with Leg
Cathleen Chin
Doctor with Son
Regina Romain
Worried Woman
Gary Robinson
Kidney Man
Tony Nichols
Leg Man
Rodrick Moore
Hot Wheels Kid
Kaleb Cohen
Blind Cohen
Liv Mai
Easy Bake Oven Kid
Andrew Backlund Jr.
Scared Kid
Jeris Poindexter
Kill Moves
Jacqueline Mazarella
Mrs. Vivian Morello
Antonio Fargas
Doc Harris
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed547
Dialogue density26.0 lines / min
First line00:00:11
Final line00:20:04
Production Record
DirectorVictor Nelli, Jr.
LanguageEnglish
Factoids
Episode
Everybody Hates Chris, season 2, episode 10: Everybody Hates Kris.
https://www.themoviedb.org/tv/252/season/2/episode/10
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