Everybody Hates Chris — S02E08 — Everybody Hates Thanksgiving

00:00:09 CHRIS ROCK: When I was a kid, Thanksgiving was my favorite holiday.

00:00:53 I don't know how to make mac and cheese.

00:02:16 Telly Savalas eggs...

00:03:01 I got my whole car for below $150.

00:03:57 Do we have to do it now?

00:04:43 What?

00:05:31 Hey, Chris, no, no, no. Long, smooth strokes.

00:06:13 He took a break from eating.

00:06:58 Since we got up so early,

00:08:09 In the oven.

00:08:55 Hey, go on in, go on in.

00:09:34 Good seeing you. Hey!

00:10:15 Dismantling a bomb is easy.

00:11:23 his brother was having all the fun.

00:12:29 Where's that carving knife?

00:13:06 They like you so much...

00:13:59 Cook it fast. I'm hungry.

00:15:07 I can fix that for you.

00:16:00 Whoa, whoa, don't throw that away.

00:16:45 here's what they really wanted to say.

00:17:31 'Cause everybody at that table lives with their mother. Anyway...

00:18:26 I'm thankful I don't have to sit with those kids no more.

00:19:27 Even though I didn't like the idea

00:20:32 * Oh... make it funky now!