Everybody Hates Chris — S02E07 — Everybody Hates Promises
2006 · 21 MIN · IMDB 7.4 · 120 VOTES · DIR. Millicent Shelton
Overview
Chris faces an impeachment hearing. Rochelle's brother moves in after being kicked out by their mother, but it's more than Julius can take. Tonya asks Drew to show her how to "Double Dutch."
Dialogue Timeline — 522 lines
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00:00:01 EVERYBODY HATES CHRIS #029 "Everybody Hates Promises" CLOSED CAPTIONED
00:00:55 I told them everything they wanted to hear.
00:02:13 Apparently you lied about everything.
00:02:56 Why would you? It's only dinnertime.
00:03:46 If it's so easy, why don't you teach her?
00:04:25 Well, what happened?
00:05:18 Where's Uncle Michael?
00:06:10 It's asking, "Will you get impeached?"
00:06:42 Now get out of my office.
00:07:44 Him and Momma got into a little fight.
00:08:30 By doing jumping jacks?
00:09:15 TONYA: Hey, Daddy.
00:09:58 Go get the Nestea.
00:11:07 Are you high?
00:11:56 Can I at least get French fries at lunch?
00:12:40 Well, that was another bad idea.
00:13:29 You're the class president, this is the news.
00:14:22 Popcorn?
00:15:11 I love them cheese grits.
00:16:03 So you're just gonna quit, huh?
00:17:06 I still want to be your class president,
00:17:57 Just count it out and when I say "go," go.
00:19:10 Over some grits?!
00:20:09 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org
Cast & Characters
Tyler James Williams
Chris
Tichina Arnold
Rochelle
Terry Crews
Julius
Imani Hakim
Tonya
Tequan Richmond
Drew
Vincent Martella
Greg Wuliger
Chris Rock
Narrator (voice)
Earthquake
Michael
Travis T. Flory
Joey Caruso
Mario Revolori
Puerto Rican Boy
Lynda Scarlino
Mrs. Milone
Jacqueline Mazarella
Mrs. Vivian Morello
Johnny Palermo
Frank DiPaolo
Joey Diaz
Store Owner
Michael Patrick McGill
Janitor
Gina Minervini
Lunch Lady
Wellington Sari
Tuskegee Airman
Clara Golidy-Holmes
Aunt Gemina Chef
Frederic Tucker
Cream of Wheat Chef
Charles Walker
Uncle Ben Chef
Justin Bretter
Kid #1
Paul Parrett
Kid #2
Charissa
Kid #3
Amanda Gallo
Kid #4
Monica Anne Parales
Lisa
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed522
Dialogue density24.9 lines / min
First line00:00:01
Final line00:20:09
Production Record
DirectorMillicent Shelton
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes120
Factoids
Episode
Everybody Hates Chris, season 2, episode 7: Everybody Hates Promises.
https://www.themoviedb.org/tv/252/season/2/episode/7
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