Everybody Hates Chris — S02E01 — Everybody Hates Rejection
2006 · 21 MIN · IMDB 7.4 · 233 VOTES · DIR. Ken Whittingham
Overview
After Julius' truck is stolen Rochelle decides to get involved with a neighborhood watch group, but instead ends up in a competition with new neighbor Louise (Whoopi Goldberg). Chris asks out a new girl in the neighborhood hoping not to get rejected again. Drew has the girls all over him when he volunteers to be a crossing guard.
Dialogue Timeline — 558 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:01 Everybody Hates Chris #024 Closed Captioned
00:00:51 You know, she's kind of cute.
00:02:05 You'll be Yvette and I'll ask you out.
00:02:52 Let me hold a quarter.
00:03:38 Love the couch.
00:04:26 You're supposed to be watching the block,
00:05:16 Drives the ladies wild.
00:06:19 I've seen that look before.
00:07:20 I just moved in next door,
00:08:04 on your way to Florida...
00:08:53 POLICEMAN: All right, now, you need to elect
00:09:38 ALL EXCEPT LOUISE: Aye. The ayes have it.
00:10:26 With a four second head start, Jerome stole four stereos.
00:11:21 'cause you know I'm not raising no babies.
00:12:27 That's a bummer, man.
00:13:09 Greg once showed up at a sneaker-string taste test.
00:14:01 Yeah.
00:14:46 I totally forgot.
00:15:34 What?
00:16:26 Hey, Yvette. Yeah, it's Chris.
00:17:25 It was right here.
00:18:18 I thought you were going
00:19:19 and it's you at my damn door!
00:20:33 * Oh... make it funky now.
Cast & Characters
Tyler James Williams
Chris
Tichina Arnold
Rochelle
Terry Crews
Julius
Imani Hakim
Tonya
Tequan Richmond
Drew
Vincent Martella
Greg Wuliger
Chris Rock
Narrator (voice)
Whoopi Goldberg
Louise Clarkson
Jackée Harry
Vanessa
Michel Estime
Risky
Kevontay Jackson
Jerome
Aree Davis
Keisha Ridenhour
Antonio Fargas
Doc Harris
Cherrelle Noyd
Yvette
Richard Jeni
White Cop
Paige Hurd
Tasha Clarkson
Owen Smith
Mugger
Diamond Dawn Cook
Crying Woman
Jazz Raycole
Prom Girl
Shavon Kirksey
Pretty Girl
Verda Bridges
Kidney Woman
Jerrika Hinton
Birthday Girl
Tayla Parx
Girl #2
Michelle Foster
Girl #3
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed558
Dialogue density26.6 lines / min
First line00:00:01
Final line00:20:33
Production Record
DirectorKen Whittingham
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes233
Factoids
Episode
Everybody Hates Chris, season 2, episode 1: Everybody Hates Rejection.
https://www.themoviedb.org/tv/252/season/2/episode/1
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