Eurotrapped
2013 · 103 MIN · IMDB 4.0 · 424 VOTES · DIR. Giovanni Consonni, Marco Bellone
Overview
AmeriQua is the story of a lazy recent graduate, Charlie (Bobby Kennedy), whose rich parents cut him off with a $5000 check and an ultimatum to start a life of independence and responsibility. Instead, he buys a plane ticket to Italy, gets robbed upon arrival and winds up in Bologna in the care of his new friend Lele (Lele Gabellone), the self-proclaimed King of Bologna, who lives with a scraggly punkabbestia, Ballo (Gianlucca Bazzoli), and the insatiable prostitute frequenter, Il Pisa (Giuseppe Sanfelice). In Bologna, Lele teaches Chrlie the subtle strategies that the King knows so well, namely hitting on Italian women, throwing all-night parties and inciting general anarchy. Charlie takes to it like a pro and in the process meets the dangerously beautiful Valentina (Alessandra Mastronardi) and all-American Jessica (Eva Amurri).
Dialogue Timeline — 2,020 lines
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00:04:40 you know, get a fucking maid.
00:08:05 - [Mockingly] You're the king of bologna?
00:11:25 Welcome to napoli.
00:17:23 I'm sorry, Charlie.
00:20:27 He works at the state department.
00:24:06 ♪
00:29:35 Because you're thinking that lele and I...
00:33:20 - Oh, come on, man. I'm kidding.
00:36:59 Come to Italy
00:39:53 He looks like he's gonna steal
00:44:48 - And when I cut my hair, I look five years younger.
00:48:54 - Wow.
00:53:04 [Cheers and applause]
00:59:42 - Vicky. - Elsy.
01:04:15 Which way?
01:08:39 - Valentina.
01:12:23 - The fucking neapolitan guy?
01:17:23 isn't it just great when you meet your new parents-in-law
01:21:50 Why don't you give us a toast in English, huh?
01:26:19 - Hey, I got a text. Read it.
01:29:16 an even bigger clusterfuck.
01:34:20 - [Speaking Italian]
05:00:00 Mwah!