Epic Movie
2007 · 85 MIN · IMDB 2.4 · 111,095 VOTES · DIR. Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer
Overview
When the Pevensie siblings each follow their own path, they find themselves at Willy's Chocolate Factory. Walking through a wardrobe, they discover the world of Gnarnia, ruled by the White Bitch. Meeting up with characters such as Harry Potter and Captain Jack Swallows, the newly reunited family must team up with Aslo, a wise-but-horny lion to stop the White Bitch's army.
Dialogue Timeline — 840 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:14 This is the story of four orphans brought together by fate.
00:03:17 Oh, thank-
00:07:31 with these motherfuckin' snakes on this motherfuckin' plane!
00:12:55 You must be Susan.
00:17:05 - Willy told me he wanted his knob polished. - Dumb-ass.
00:22:09 My tongue!
00:25:33 You ain't a true player unless you got flat screens everywhere.
00:28:12 There is a small resistance movement.
00:31:47 Yeah!
00:34:21 - Oh, Lucy. - Fine!
00:37:02 Look at the clues. They're all around you.
00:40:30 He did it! He did it!
00:43:00 and is going to launch it in 24 hours."
00:46:19 Nonsense. I am but 14.
00:48:54 where only I and my followers will live.
00:53:37 Word to the Kraken!
00:57:15 Aslo?
01:01:10 We already have.
01:04:07 Like that. And then-
01:07:51 Oh, that's what I'm talking about.
01:15:40 It's the crystal!
01:21:09 - Let us out, freak! - No can do.
01:23:31 Justice shall reign supreme...
01:26:04 So get the hell out Oh...!
Cast & Characters
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed840
Dialogue density9.9 lines / min
First line00:00:14
Final line01:26:04
Production Record
DirectorJason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer
LanguageEnglish
Budget$20,000,000
Revenue$87,238,158
IMDb votes111,095