Ellen DeGeneres: Here and Now

00:00:09 Ladies and gentelmen

00:02:12 or your lover or your partner

00:04:13 I'm stoling it...I..uhmm...

00:05:33 and..then i went downstairs and by that time i forgot why i went downstairs

00:07:02 ..she said "I can't believe you you're so disciplined, I have such a problem with procrastination...

00:08:38 would watch a talking horse

00:10:36 -I got to go.. and the judge don't understand...

00:12:22 So i was watching the news the other day.. brought to you by..Paxal..

00:14:44 still to come... "there's an asteroid heading toward the earth"

00:17:32 I can't stop that song!

00:19:53 and I like mustard...

00:22:10 clearing tables..wraping it around the dog

00:24:32 so you start to congrats yourself but because you've started too soon you've completely forgot the point you're trying to make..

00:27:16 aa..put it on..aaa i'm tired aaa...i ha.. a ha.. day!

00:30:44 "where she going?"

00:33:28 nobody will take it from you...

00:36:06 think that with even all these things that speeding up things for us and moving us along

00:38:36 to terminate you finally hand it over and they just pop it right off "-well i loosen it.."

00:41:08 and it's like..are they trying to keep it fresh why is it sealed in plastic?

00:43:17 wasting most of the roll trying to start it anew...

00:46:53 it's amazing how much time that we put thought in thinking about what other ppl are thinking about us

00:49:57 peeble..be carefull to the peeble i just trip down there...

00:52:38 how many people heard me singing monkey hutch...?

00:55:47 that song tells my story but everyone has a different one