Ellen DeGeneres: Here and Now

00:00:09 Ladies and gentelmen

00:02:12 or your lover or your partner

00:04:17 I'm..I'm having a problem with procrastination..

00:05:41 I should paint this room

00:07:15 we were talking about procrastination and the waitress over there heard and she said

00:09:00 -Oh that was a great show,man.. the pace of that show

00:11:02 because of the repetition

00:12:45 -and you put.. "nooo!!..i said to that nooo...!"

00:15:50 the weather is actually the happiest part of the news because at some point you're

00:18:35 thank god they got rid of those blare rings...huh?

00:20:48 you don't need to take the other call you just could to let it to the voice mail that's why we have voice mails to catch those calls we've missed

00:23:14 i just don't remember things anymore because all that buttons remembering things for me

00:25:41 anything that gets that hot without a fire that's from the devil

00:28:48 and only in the darkness of a movie theatre we're not feeling guilty of eating a 3 pounds bag of..

00:32:15 sit behind you?

00:35:08 the levator, as a convenience it is a mood of transportation, i'm all for it, takes you up high, that's fantastic

00:37:43 the paper cut , now that's always the worst thing..is it?really? ok..

00:40:25 then once you get the pickle out of there,sprinkle juice in your eye.. i'm not saying is the worst thing

00:42:39 then back to this way again..

00:45:55 you're like a little ratoon under there

00:49:33 or if you are walking on the street

00:52:22 and suddelny you realize you were singing the wrong words all along ..?

00:54:50 oh here i go..here i go here i go again..girls what's my weekness? men..

00:59:27 translated, syncronized and "hard worked" by ditto aka "dele" sorry for mistakes it's cause the.."procrastination"