El sueño de la maestra

2002 · 13 MIN · IMDB 5.7 · DIR. Luis García Berlanga

El sueño de la maestra poster

Overview

The teacher explains to her students, step by step and with full details and live examples, how are the different types of execution: the electric chair, the garrote, the gallows ..

Dialogue Timeline — 192 lines

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00:00:17 The Schoolteacher's Dream
00:00:52 The U.S. is a great people,
00:01:16 Corn from Almans... Al... Arkas...
00:01:40 Because it was right here that this device first began to be used.
00:02:15 - The gallows. - Yes, the gallows.
00:02:41 Let's see...
00:03:08 And stoning is very simple.
00:03:42 This is called female circumcision. And it's a thing of infidels.
00:04:17 And it's a typically Spanish method but no less effective for that.
00:04:46 until the prisoner is strangled.
00:05:14 You watch out, Almodóvar!
00:05:46 ...that produces electric charges. Let's see then.
00:06:20 What are you touching? Leave his private parts alone!
00:06:52 What do you want before you die?
00:07:25 - What is this? - A refrigerator, absolutely wonderful.
00:07:49 Apart from that... Let's go!
00:08:09 - Well, kids being kids... - Right.
00:08:39 It's good stuff. It's the spark of life. You like it?
00:09:14 Oh God! Good God!
00:09:42 Kids, bring me the coat stand!
00:10:18 Thank you.
00:11:09 What's that clitoris for? Let's cut it off.
00:11:42 You've answered well. Let's play the death penalty again.
00:12:27 Everybody likes, everybody enjoys singing the death penalty song.

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Dialogue Record

Lines indexed192
Dialogue density14.8 lines / min
First line00:00:17
Final line00:12:27

Production Record

DirectorLuis García Berlanga
LanguageSpanish

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