Eight Days a Week

00:00:39 This is more retarded than when I got that gumball stuck up my nose.

00:04:03 So one day, Giuseppe, an enterprising young boy...

00:07:33 The asshole who can hawk a loogie the loudest...

00:10:54 ...who stands under girls' windows.

00:13:29 ...he got off humping fruit.

00:16:34 This was inspiring.

00:21:30 What the hell are you doing?

00:24:15 ...but if you're lucky, they might still be good.

00:28:07 lmpossible.

00:32:53 The next time this guy bothers you, all you have to do is stand up to him.

00:36:08 My God, are you all right?

00:38:49 l'd always be able to see you, and with my legs...

00:42:58 Me?

00:47:27 Twenty-five cents and not a cent less.

00:50:33 You know, it doesn't vibrate as good as l thought it would. Here, feel.

00:54:16 I had to stop, but Ms. Lewis was most persuasive.

00:57:17 Finally it presented itself.

01:00:44 Well, maybe l still got a chance at becoming her ''human piston,'' as you put it.

01:03:42 Maybe Erica was right. We were just friends.

01:08:01 l love to garden, but l'm allergic to pollen.

01:10:40 That way, l know l've tried everything.

01:14:32 of course she does. You read what the book says.

01:19:47 My wife and l...

01:23:30 l'm against it now. lt's a little lonely.