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00:01:01 Since its debut, True TV has brought you...

00:04:56 - Yeah? - Yeah.

00:08:53 Speeds up, stops real quick, turns left, turns right to get the dogs all sudded up.

00:13:22 I make Ed a silent partner

00:18:30 Turn on the TV.

00:23:22 I don't have to anymore. Check that out. I designed this.

00:28:17 They seem to celebrate the fact that the guy's a boob.

00:32:42 But she's not much of a drinker, so it's made her a little...

00:37:22 Oh, God!

00:42:27 - This is really hard. - You promised.

00:47:16 Where's my girl? Where's my girl? There she is!

00:51:27 If I was doin' it, I wouldn't do it like that.

00:55:53 God, she's sexy with the wet hair and everything.

01:00:23 All right.

01:04:37 And how dare you call him "dad" in front of Al. Al is your father.

01:10:17 - Yeah, but my... - No, I mean

01:15:11 Whoa! What do you mean? Like right away? No.

01:20:50 Oh.

01:27:15 - Good, a metaphor. - Right.

01:31:44 You think it's been easy for me all these years?

01:38:02 I'll get this.

01:45:25 Come on, Ed. This is crazy.

01:50:05 This is not good. This is not a good thing.

01:55:06 - Five years? Six months. He's a macarena. - It's Ed Free TV now.