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00:04:50 What do you mean, bing-bang-boom, buddy?

00:08:35 He doesn't start it in a van or a pickup truck or something like that.

00:12:56 - That's the whole point. This could change all that. - How?

00:17:21 Not the best angle.

00:22:36 I'm meticulous, you know?

00:26:47 - The girl. The look. - Yeah.

00:31:28 All I'm askin' is just go talk to her and beg her. Beg her if you have...

00:35:37 Me, I examine every little thing.

00:40:58 Take my picture. Here, take my picture.

00:45:17 On television a minute, and already you got an attitude.

00:49:39 - Yeah, I'll get it. - No, I'm just kidding.

00:53:47 Whoo!

00:58:13 Ed Pekurny! We'll be right back after this.

01:02:10 - He was telling the truth. - Should I go ahead?

01:06:39 And I don't hold grudges.

01:12:32 I mean, someone put her breasts on the Internet.

01:16:38 - That's your dog. - What's your dog's name?

01:23:11 Hot damn! We are go for sex, people.

01:28:31 Eddie, it's Dad.

01:33:06 - How was the service? - It was all right.

01:39:47 Keep the microwave high, Shecky.

01:46:11 But everybody's interesting, right?

01:50:28 I've got some information for you. Better than anything you've got.