Eddie Murphy Raw

00:00:44 Show me that little dance you-all be doing.

00:07:37 And I was scared, because y'all seen Mr. T.

00:11:00 I did a lot of jokes about homosexuals a couple years ago

00:15:30 "And he says, 'Pop, the man comes out and says these things.'

00:19:00 "You know what really make me mad, though, is afterwards, right?

00:22:27 You be like, "Goddamn, who is that motherfucker?"

00:26:12 And it would be an asset to us, as American men

00:29:34 "To come and ask me where I'm going? Nobody owns me.

00:33:10 is you got some trained bush bitch in your house.

00:36:49 "I'll take a dick over a smile any day. Yes, I will."

00:40:23 "God, that was the best cracker I ever ate in my life.

00:44:33 "What would you do, baby, take half?"

00:48:19 We wait on that noise. We waiting on it.

00:51:38 "Fuck. I fucked her.

00:55:42 And y'all know Bob be preaching this shit:

00:59:26 you don't think she can cook. I had one of those mothers

01:02:51 and it hangs this far to the ground. And it won't break.

01:06:45 "You know what I like about Stallone's movies?

01:10:42 and act real confused. And mumble:

01:14:07 And all the people, the bouncers, came

01:17:25 "It's beautiful.

01:20:49 "This is my house! I don't give a fuck!

01:24:18 "We didn't have fancy luxuries like food.

05:10:16 I can't whip a disco's ass by myself.