Eddie Murphy Raw

00:00:44 Show me that little dance you-all be doing.

00:07:32 That's when I got scared. I did some jokes about Mr. T.

00:10:37 Because y'all know Brooke would get fucked that night.

00:14:59 "She gives him the money, he runs off to see your show.

00:18:37 "Push your head up your asshole, say:

00:21:57 "Miss Right. Blow on this for luck.

00:25:28 And I've had my share of pussy.

00:28:44 She looked at her husband, he did like this:

00:32:21 she gonna have to put something in the pockets.

00:35:54 with a handsome dude. You say, "How that happen?"

00:39:02 I get into bed...

00:42:56 Because he is a man. It has nothing to do with you.

00:46:48 "You know why I say my thing? I wanna know why all men fool around.

00:50:12 "I looked right in your face!"

00:53:49 And send your woman off to the romantic Bahamas by herself?

00:57:36 "Hey, what you wanna eat?" They go, "I'll just have a salad."

01:00:57 "That don't look like no McDonald's."

01:04:26 Brothers got some dance. They be doing this with their heads.

01:08:28 "Why don't you just go hop in your IROC Z-28 and take your ass home."

01:11:51 my ego jumped out of my body and said

01:15:15 Brothers went to court, got educated on the judge.

01:18:21 "No more phone for you. Your phone privileges are cut off.

01:21:39 "Eddie, why'd you shoot Jimmie Walker in his lips?

01:24:53 "and made enough food for 13 people to feast on