Eddie Izzard: Stripped

00:00:35 (AUDIENCE CHEERING)

00:05:05 ''One for you. For the kids. For your wife.

00:09:20 ''He's dying.'' ''I'm phoning.''

00:13:39 And the women sing crazy. They're so high.

00:17:51 ''What other Ieader can do that?

00:22:31 Work Iocks, do computer stuff

00:26:26 ''I think you're supposed to hang it up untiI it dries. Otherwise, fIies.''

00:30:47 It's the wrong drug to give to peopIe who are gonna go out and do something.

00:35:46 ''I've sewn this to my Ieg as weII. Is that a probIem?''

00:39:50 They have wings, you see. In the earIy days.

00:44:36 ''Ger?''

00:48:49 Two by two animaIs. ''AII right, here we go. Kids, we're gonna get them up two by two.

00:53:31 WeII, it was, and aII those peopIe... A Iot of churches are buiIt on pagan sites

00:58:23 ''We're taking Ieaves back to our nests.''

01:02:49 (EXCLAIMING)

01:07:10 how did they get the message out?

01:11:58 The EngIish have gone, the EngIish have gone. God, they had such a quick Ianguage.

01:16:39 Stop me at any point.

01:21:31 ''Creme bruIee, creme fIambee, where did you Iearn French?''

01:26:13 Never see that. Or they shouId be in cars going, ''Moo.''

01:29:59 Let's go to the desert. He says, ''Let's go tonight, under the cover of frogs.''

01:34:20 ''What? These aren't ruIes, you just made these up on the way back from the hiII.''

01:38:43 or have seX with the oX, it's just covet the oX. It's just wanting the oX.

100:00:00 Before that, no Ianguage.