Eddie Izzard: Sexie

00:00:44 (Cheering and applause)

00:04:51 or penis.

00:08:47 "Ohhh...the cheese!

00:13:19 We have the X-Men, the Y-Men, the B-Men, the C-Men...

00:17:21 Anyway...

00:21:06 but it sounds fantastic anyway...

00:25:06 "No, I'm immortal."

00:29:14 I look like a bloke.

00:32:59 I was in Los Angeles then, driving around in my Lamborghini - in my mind.

00:36:58 I did sand castles, then I dug that fucking...

00:40:29 "I've just... I'll be right... Just hang on. Keep your moustache on.

00:44:19 Mee-owww... (Drops in pitch) Mee-owww...

00:48:07 A guy with his finger - I'm not sure if it's the nostril but that flappy bit...

00:52:05 she had a guide dog that was a failed guide dog.

00:56:44 and many, many deaths, piles of bodies.

01:00:24 "What's up, Mr Bubon?" "I think I've got the plague."

01:04:48 They invented fire, someone invented fire.

01:08:54 A wheel without an axle is just a lazy Susan.

01:13:02 Then everything would be different.

01:16:50 And then you tie that in and then you plug your arm into the wall

01:20:52 (Applause)

01:24:48 (Yelling and squealing)

01:29:39 Canadian border! "You can't..." "Hang on!"

45:00:00 In the future.