Eddie Izzard: Sexie

00:00:44 (Cheering and applause)

00:04:50 or ambivalence

00:08:36 "The cheese things..."

00:12:59 "Don't you think it's not a lot?"

00:16:51 The Royal family never go to the loo, they just store it up

00:20:37 it was very much a violent sort of... Ahhh.

00:24:32 "All right. There's your eye. Fucking lost it. Hang on.

00:28:22 "I don't normally get out of bed for less than a helicopter crash."

00:32:18 "How long does it take for Mars to go round?"

00:36:01 "What have you found?" With my circular thing.

00:39:38 That's a good thing too.

00:43:11 and he said, "They used to go up the stairs. Horses would come upstairs."

00:46:55 sharks can smell blood, hear blood, taste blood.

00:50:29 "and we let that bunny rabbit go...

00:55:11 I prefer the facts because otherwise... A lot of that.

00:58:58 "On the crag."

01:02:38 "Yeah, you're welcome. Yeah, bye."

01:06:50 You're making a model aeroplane and, "Oh, fuck it, put it in the salad."

01:10:46 "Uhh, uhhh..."

01:14:51 "then poo, then wee, then wee

01:18:36 And when they put the X-ray on that thing, that's when it gets...

01:22:35 A dentist.

01:26:28 "Oh, you should see me ride!" Use that one, that's good, goes both ways.

01:31:48 I've never been to a strip club but I've heard that people put clothes on.