Eddie Izzard: Live at Madison Square Garden

00:00:17 [ cheering ]

00:05:34 i just don't believe in the floaty boat.

00:09:07 "you're doing 53 miles an hour."

00:13:23 e-zed pass, the e-zed pass.

00:17:12 "and now--" [ groans ]

00:20:34 it's like a latte thing.

00:24:14 and a man walks ahead of you with a red flag

00:28:12 "we've already done that panel, would you?"

00:31:44 "what the fuck is jazz chicken?"

00:35:02 "is mrs. Noah there? There's no towels.

00:38:27 "it was the biggest nightmare.

00:43:02 can't stand the man myself.

00:46:22 they would wear bandannas around the head

00:50:14 [ humming ]

00:55:55 i can have him closer to the fulcrum.

00:59:33 "centuriatus.

01:04:07 if you said a complicated line of english, like

01:07:33 at anyone who would stick a microphone in their face.

01:11:24 anyway, it wasn't my joke.

01:14:46 "oh, really."

01:17:59 "let's take all the hebrew people.

01:21:17 "number one, never piss in a toaster.

01:24:29 "thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's ox."

04:05:00 the world--