Eddie Izzard: Glorious
1997 · 99 MIN · IMDB 8.4 · 2,605 VOTES · DIR. Peter Richardson
Overview
Eddie Izzard's routine has a loose trajectory from the beginning of the Old Testament and the creation of the world in seven days to Revelations. Along the way, we learn of the search for a career, bad giraffes, Prince Philip's gaffes, toilets in French campsites, the mysteries of hopscotch, becoming one's Dad and tranny bashing.
Dialogue Timeline — 1,507 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:13 (Siren)
00:05:18 Occasionally, the lights might come up at the side
00:08:56 "Rwanda, better create Rwanda.
00:12:59 The sawing has a difficult start
00:16:52 It's very difficult to be evil. "I will hide berries where no one has seen them. Ha-ha."
00:21:01 Some girl keeping lookout with a skipping rope.
00:25:14 Pah.
00:29:14 d "I'll never die, I'll live to a million" d
00:33:08 so I don't know how it all fits together but we were thrown.
00:37:08 "What phrase in particular?"
00:41:14 "See these swords here? Thbpth!
00:45:27 "We'll play one big last trick on them."
00:49:31 Baby Jee was there and the three wise men came from the Old Testament
00:53:07 And, er... The shortest version of that story, isn't it?
00:56:57 Some people have black and white dreams, they're kind of cheapo dreams.
01:01:03 All the accents were really fucked, weren't they?
01:05:14 and they beat the crap out of me.
01:09:13 "Ah!
01:13:27 Hod-de-de-de-de.
01:18:13 "Noah's downstairs with the ark."
01:22:26 People in the back. "I've got one!"
01:26:34 So I was in my small aeroplane and the guy is there
01:31:15 (Clunk) "Oh."
01:35:57 And there's always one fucking thing you haven't done.
Cast & Characters
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed1,507
Dialogue density15.2 lines / min
First line00:00:13
Final line01:35:57
Production Record
DirectorPeter Richardson
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes2,605