Eddie Izzard: Dress to Kill

00:00:01 'San Francisco.

00:05:55 "I can't see! I can't see!

00:10:46 and went and blew away his school.

00:15:46 He said, "Look, you're British, so scale it down a bit."

00:20:43 "I can't even get down the gym!

00:25:47 And Germany and Japan seem to have a natural instinct

00:30:39 We've got 15 different countries in the European Union.

00:35:31 So, yeah. And the Romans went Christian

00:40:29 "Don't call me Jeezy Chreezy either.

00:45:03 "Little red cookbook! Little red cookbook!"

00:49:41 Above that it's ? Twelve...monkeys mating, eleven...donkeys dancing

00:54:33 There's only two positions in snowboarding. One is looking cool.

00:59:21 "Frying pan in the bollocks.

01:04:04 "Help yourself.

01:09:02 Steve isn't really part of this. He's hanging out, playing baseball

01:13:47 I wanted to be in the room when they were working that one through.

01:19:04 who was Prime Minister, stood up and said

01:24:01 So on the moon they found rock. They've found ice as well.

01:28:48 it's just that certain noise they make.

01:33:40 If the President of Burundi says, "Would you like a coffee?"

01:38:20 "What the fuck was last night all about?"

01:43:19 "..eight million other runners who are all dead."

01:48:06 was to go to France with a cat, a mouse

100:00:00 we're almost going, "Well done.