Eddie Izzard: Dress to Kill

00:00:01 'San Francisco.

00:05:43 the weather in July and August. You don't fucking tell anyone.

00:10:27 13-year-olds get hold of weapons from their grandfather's arsenal.

00:15:12 We've got tons of them. You think we all live in castles and we do.

00:19:56 "We've been trying to kill you for ages, so kill your own people."

00:25:00 "Oh, it's the same idea."

00:29:48 Ooh, yeah.

00:34:28 "I wish the Christians would hurry up and get here."

00:39:22 And the Church of England, all the Christian religions

00:43:43 "What shall I do?"

00:48:17 The partridge in a pear tree song was not sung at the Last Supper.

00:53:07 70 per cent of what people react to is the look.

00:57:43 "Heimaneuver..."

01:02:16 "Don't talk to me that way!

01:07:01 I was in... Where was l? I did a gig in Memphis

01:11:32 Clang-clang-clang! "It's a bit clangy and a bit jammy."

01:16:35 "People of Berlin, I've come to you to tell you something about

01:21:24 "One man small giant to... to men's...

01:26:11 "get some chemical weapons and kill people."

01:30:53 looking in the mirror and going, "I'd like to have sex with myself."

01:35:36 as chaperones for these younger girls.

01:40:25 (Brief burst, then laughter)

01:44:55 was full of things that are difficult to get into conversation.

01:49:29 Cos the monkey would fuck off. He'd do his own thing.