Eddie Izzard: Definite Article

00:00:32 Definite Article

00:06:12 A bit of useless – “five run.” Are there people at home, going

00:10:15 for small, yappy-type dogs…

00:14:30 Satsumari, kind of…

00:18:58 You chuck all the rest away, and the oranges are sitting there, going…

00:23:51 the handy 50-digit number, I’ll be with you in a second.”

00:28:03 Anyway, so I didn’t buy the makeup, I nicked it!

00:32:23 The trainer comes up

00:36:47 on a hang-glider.”

00:41:27 And he wrote poetry, he wrote a big fucking book of poetry

00:45:39 Now we do have haircuts, don’t we? Humans have haircuts

00:51:10 Je n’avais pas le sexe pour l’argent –

00:55:50 “Well, I’m not really sure…

01:00:05 Here’s 10 denary for your trouble

01:04:15 Love and kisses, Pliny the Younger.

01:08:32 They weren’t gonna, you know, they were gonna come on skis, of course.

01:12:50 and countries in Eastern Europe, new countries, going, “Well, we can’t use that one

01:16:47 It’s quite timeless as well, it just works, I don’t know quite why;

01:20:49 but no one’s put a flying bird, a bird that can fly, into an airplane.

01:26:20 In the old days, you’d say

01:30:04 The audience is laughing, and he doesn’t know!

01:33:59 I’m in a fucking Mini!

01:38:22 4.5 fluid ounces…

01:42:46 Here we go. Dogs! How you doing, dogs?”