Eddie Izzard: Circle

00:01:29 Hello, New York.

00:04:57 and he goes round in a popemobile, the only other person who does that

00:08:24 shit that happened in the name of God.

00:12:01 That's what people don't know.

00:15:23 ''but when you guys turn up, we go...'' (lmitates a monkey)

00:18:45 A lot of battles happened that way.

00:22:08 Well done, America.

00:25:41 The Old Testament ends and he's at the start of the New Testament

00:29:21 (Whooping and applause)

00:33:08 ''People will pay attention.

00:36:31 because of this 65 million year gap that doesn't make sense.

00:40:02 then it's gonna contract and do it again.

00:43:17 and gradually cooled and formed stars

00:46:32 But they fucked it up.

00:50:10 OK, it's a bit weird but it's true.

00:53:24 Apparently... So you can take that with you.

00:56:39 We'd like that.

01:00:06 ''You're a Spartan, you will stand in your underpants.''

01:03:18 ''No, you get me wrong, l want a picture of the Holy Father

01:06:34 ''What is a sword? ls it made of folded metal?

01:09:49 ''They're worshipping cows who eat their own sick!

01:13:17 ''Listen, eat these chicken drumsticks, they are my legs

01:16:30 ''l will not need a tray to kill you.

200:00:00 he's got to be in there somewhere.