Eddie Izzard: Circle

00:01:29 Hello, New York.

00:04:51 Because the Pope has got stuck in that l'm-wearing-a-tent thing

00:08:18 He went there and he was apologising.

00:11:46 Yes... Yes, he's had a few run-ins with monkeys, hasn't he?

00:15:07 ''l've got a gun.''

00:18:16 ''Jesus was a white man from Oxford.'' ''No, he wasn't.

00:21:40 Muhammad's striker, knock them in the goal.

00:25:07 ''lt's hardly a nanometre away.''

00:28:47 God, Captain God with the big beard, He must've created the dinosaurs

00:32:15 Other dinosaurs playing cards.

00:35:42 ''l'll turn the world thermostat down to 0 degrees Kelvin.''

00:39:03 ''Comin' in here...

00:42:29 Anyway, so, yes, the god Chaos is there and he has a son

00:45:40 always a problem.

00:48:58 and took it to market on a string.

00:52:21 Yes sirree, bobby.

00:55:31 But if you've won, surely you just saunter down. You don't run.

00:58:42 ''How do you get up there?''

01:02:00 Who was a declension

01:05:09 On paper.

01:08:16 We could've just wandered across the back at any point.

01:11:29 ''Why didn't you say, 'Drink this wine, it's a Merlot?'''

01:14:59 So Star Wars, the Death Star.

01:17:55 ''This one's wet, and this one's wet