Eddie Griffin: You Can Tell 'Em I Said It
2011 · 82 MIN · IMDB 7.6 · 615 VOTES · DIR. Jaime Eliezer Karas
Overview
Eddie Griffin proves once more that he’s one of the world’s premiere comedic talents in his brand-new stand-up special You Can Tell ‘Em I Said It. Eddie unapologetically rips into everything from racial stereotypes to Viagra to the First Lady and will leave you gasping for air as he buzzes around the stage and literally climbs the walls. This uncut, uncensored stand-up special live from Oakland, California will keep you laughing long after he exits the stage and coming back to watch it again and again.
Dialogue Timeline — 308 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:01 Ladies and gentlemen
00:01:49 Look at that! That's George Washington!
00:02:47 And what was the job he gave her?
00:04:03 You could damn near hear the conversation. "Hurry up and get your shit out my house.
00:05:51 Translation: NIGGER!
00:06:51 He got enough money and power to send his daughters to Disneyland every day.
00:08:37 And I remember my mama told me, "If you go any further, I'ma fuck you up. "
00:09:42 They like, "Aww, you a bitch-ass nigga. " I said, "I'll be the bitch today.
00:11:03 And, you know, at first, I had to give the brother the benefit of the doubt.
00:13:27 God don't live in church. They say the body is the temple.
00:14:23 Peter like, "Me and Jesus was tight." In John's book, "Shit, I was damn near the nigga's daddy. You know. "
00:15:20 I don't believe Jesus died on the cross.
00:16:36 You know how Jesus whistle?
00:17:30 "Ah, don't get mad. That shit was funny. It was funny. "
00:18:59 Ask a Christian to put a bomb on and blow they self up about Jesus.
00:21:17 One for every hole of golf.
00:22:42 She gonna look at him like, "Shit, I didn't know that nigga could catch that.
00:23:49 "He raped me... "
00:24:47 I'll kill you. Then I'll kill the kids. I'll burn the fucking house to the ground, then I'll do myself. "
00:25:56 "I got my white bitch! I got my white bitch!"
00:28:22 Now, brothers, let me ask y'all something, 'cause I see a couple of y'all here with your white women.
00:29:38 You know how them motherfuckers say they don't like black people, right?
00:30:54 You understand me? 'Cause y'all colored people.
01:20:41 I'm Eddie Griffin. Y'all been wonderful. Good night, Oakland, baby.
Cast & Characters
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed308
Dialogue density3.8 lines / min
First line00:00:01
Final line01:20:41
Production Record
DirectorJaime Eliezer Karas
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes615