Eddie Griffin: You Can Tell 'Em I Said It
2011 · 82 MIN · IMDB 7.6 · 615 VOTES · DIR. Jaime Eliezer Karas
Overview
Eddie Griffin proves once more that he’s one of the world’s premiere comedic talents in his brand-new stand-up special You Can Tell ‘Em I Said It. Eddie unapologetically rips into everything from racial stereotypes to Viagra to the First Lady and will leave you gasping for air as he buzzes around the stage and literally climbs the walls. This uncut, uncensored stand-up special live from Oakland, California will keep you laughing long after he exits the stage and coming back to watch it again and again.
Dialogue Timeline — 308 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:01 Ladies and gentlemen
00:01:49 Look at that! That's George Washington!
00:02:47 And what was the job he gave her?
00:03:57 I'm sitting at home. I said, "that brother's a pimp. "
00:05:40 BULLSHIT!
00:06:45 on the white house lawn. That's some nigga shit!
00:08:25 When we was coming up, remember your parents tell you, "You can play to the end of this block. "
00:09:34 They like, "You ain't going, Ed?" I'm like, "Nah, man. You know, I caught a charlie horse."
00:10:54 Now they got this brother, Eddie Long.
00:12:50 That guy: "I got five rocks, and I ain't thrown one yet. "
00:14:10 The motherfucker that it's about didn't write shit.
00:15:06 Where did these mystery bitches come from?!
00:16:12 That's probably why they invented the shower
00:17:15 God probably up there cracking up right now.
00:18:37 No wonder they get 20 wives. You playing the law of averages.
00:19:57 there's an opposite and equal reaction.
00:22:20 "Nigga, I know I look better than that bitch! Nigga, what's wrong with me? What's wrong with me?"
00:23:31 You know what you dealing with.
00:24:20 We're gone. We're out of here, you asshole. "
00:25:31 You look at the movies. King kong after the bitch.
00:27:50 You know, you could lay 'em down, get a good crease in your pants.
00:28:54 Nigga get a white woman, act like he hit the jackpot.
00:30:05 You don't see black people laying out in the moonlight trying to lighten up.
00:42:52 You motherfuckers.
Cast & Characters
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed308
Dialogue density3.8 lines / min
First line00:00:01
Final line00:42:52
Production Record
DirectorJaime Eliezer Karas
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes615