ECW It Ain't Seinfeld

00:00:02 Every time somebody recommends a doctor, he's always the best.

00:04:28 That's right.

00:09:59 - Joe DiMaggio. - No. I'm sorry.

00:14:22 A what?

00:18:49 I said, "Get out of here.

00:24:26 ...the tribal music and the make-out sessions in the living room.

00:28:37 - You give her my tax papers? - What?

00:33:17 Completely naked?

00:38:07 The truth?

00:43:13 Pilot says, "We're going to be making up some time." Isn't that interesting?

00:47:29 ...you're gonna hurt their feelings? With her, I'm looking forward to it.

00:51:57 I like herbal tea.

00:56:57 What is with this dog? I thought we were taking it to the pound.

01:01:31 Kramer, are you coming?

01:06:55 - You know, I never got a library card. - I'm coming down.

01:11:41 See, you've worked in an office, George. You understand.

01:15:42 Maybe we can live without libraries, people like you and me. Maybe.

01:20:36 - George is on his way up. - Wait till I tell him about the book.

01:26:38 You know how that gets?

01:30:28 - Remember Jack and Doris? - Nice to see you.

01:34:57 It's one day.

01:38:53 - Well, I started to go under... - With the instructor?

01:42:46 This better be good. I'm missing Golden Girls for this.

50:00:00 - It doesn't work like that.