Eating Miss Campbell
2022 · 84 MIN · IMDB 5.7 · DIR. Liam Regan
Overview
A vegan-goth high school student falls in love with her new English teacher and develops a problematic taste for human flesh.
Dialogue Timeline — 922 lines
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00:00:57 There are moments in life, you never truly forget.
00:03:55 Never mind. Yoohoo!
00:07:25 The British school board did nothing.
00:10:40 Well, that's one way to deal with unruly students dressed up as former presidents.
00:13:23 "To kill yourself, or to kill your classmates!?
00:16:31 Beth!?
00:19:16 And 90s TV character name checks.
00:21:43 - Enough with the exposition, Beth Conner. They get it...
00:24:26 Now Miss Sullivan, I expect Beth to
00:27:23 brought us together.
00:31:00 Is that right?
00:34:39 In fact, I am glad he is dead!
00:37:52 Well, I may have eaten Ethan...
00:42:17 Thus, guaranteeing yours truly, another year as Headmaster.
00:44:44 that brands you Miss Montgomery, a paedophile, a kiddie fiddler, a child fucker!
00:47:42 9/11 is a national holiday for our people.
00:50:48 Problematic? What is this woke shit!?
00:54:13 It's so you.
00:57:08 What happened?
01:01:21 Do you believe in miracles, Beth?
01:04:50 Pride?
01:08:31 I love you.
01:14:00 And the winner of the All You Can Eat Massacre!
01:23:34 What the fuck
Cast & Characters
Lyndsey Craine
Beth Conner
Lala Barlow
Miss Campbell
Vito Trigo
Mr. Sawyer
James Hamer-Morton
Mark Conner
Charlie Bond
Frankie Sullivan
Emily Haigh
Clarissa
Michaela Longden
Melissa
Sierra Summers
Sabrina
Alexander J Skinner
Ethan Rembrandt
Justin A. Martell
Tusk Everbone
Annabella Rich
Nancy Applegate
Dani Thompson
Deetz Montgomery
Laurence R. Harvey
Clyde Toulon
Blade Braxton
Midnight Rose
Lloyd Kaufman
Dr. Samuel Weil
Sarah Waldron
Waitress / Sandy
Jessica McDonagh
Cassandra
Symren Gharial
Marcus
Paris Rivers
Byron Law
Ria Fend
Phoebe
Danny Naylor
Columbine Boy
Katrina Tia Charles
Stephanie
Matthew Gregg
Botch Student
Julia Goodinson
Teacher #1
Dominic Hurley
Teacher #2
Matty Squires
Student Parent #1
Helen Gillgrass
Student Parent #2
Jess Galantino
Traumatised Student
John Mercer
School Student
Sarah Thurston
Mrs. Rembrandt
Dan Carter
Mr. Rembrandt
Jason Kahl
Unquiet Dead
Keiron Goodwin
Background Student
Esme Rose Shelton
Background Student
Faye Toulson
Background Student
Zack Beins
Background Student
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed922
Dialogue density11.0 lines / min
First line00:00:57
Final line01:23:34
Production Record
DirectorLiam Regan
LanguageEnglish
Budget$100,000
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