Dylan Moran: Like, Totally

00:00:21 Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome to the stage

00:03:04 Have you ever had a conversation with these people? - "What did you do today?"

00:05:30 staring at the motherfuckers saying: "Please, go home!"

00:08:23 because it's the only remaining empire.

00:11:16 They don't look real at all.

00:14:13 "... so people know I'm around."

00:16:59 put the jelly in front of you… and…and…and you would pull your chair in...

00:19:55 prejudice, that's just observation. And the...

00:22:30 much more emotional at all times.

00:25:06 Surely you should sort the spirit out now while you're here.

00:27:41 you're faced with the people who love you looking at you going:

00:30:05 - "What do you called the place underneath the kettle?"

00:33:06 They're talking about the grenumbulator On their whinny wax on the car. And they turn to me and they go:

00:35:56 You know, and an Irish face always looks like

00:39:23 where everybody gets on and they pretend they're in a cafe...

00:41:59 That layered smell and all the women who work in there are a hundred and three.

00:45:04 "It wouldn't work in the kitchen."

00:48:00 meet each other and get together with one another...

00:50:43 sheared...when you shear a bed it's a…its a difficult process.

00:53:25 It doesn't matter.

00:56:28 - "What is the noise? There's noise downstairs." - "It's nothing. It's my flatmate."

00:59:28 We all want a certain treatment.

01:02:31 Denying their vitality.

01:05:06 Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for coming. Good night.