Dumb and Dumber

00:00:29 (tires screech )

00:05:08 This isn't my real job, you know.

00:09:41 Lloyd : Excuse me! Coming through!

00:14:23 Pfft!

00:17:59 I don't know about you

00:22:04 Excuse me, Flo?

00:26:43 ( laughing )

00:30:46 That's exactly what you should do.

00:36:30 There's only one thing that could make this moment any better.

00:40:25 I mean I don't bet. I don't gamble.

00:44:27 Yeah. It's more tingly than hot.

00:48:42 - Get any idea where they were going? - We just received a report

00:54:13 I promise not to mention another word

00:58:59 you couldn't possibly be any dumber

01:03:55 What? Foolish? This isn't foolish!

01:07:55 # That you look lovely as can be #

01:12:17 Get over there and talk to her.

01:16:15 at the head table, pal. And we already got the tuxes.

01:20:30 Oh, look. Frost.

01:26:08 today was just what I needed. Thanks a lot, Harry.

01:32:51 with the heartbreaking story of the blind Rhode lsland boy

01:38:06 I came a long way just to see you, Mary.

01:42:26 - No, you don't-- - Yes, I do!

01:47:09 You'll have to excuse my friend.