Dumb and Dumber

00:00:29 (tires screech )

00:05:15 That's nice.

00:10:02 mo!

00:14:48 # Where secrets lie in the border fires #

00:18:51 ( crying )

00:23:04 You spilled the salt, that's what's the matter.

00:27:32 The bottle's almost full and I'm still going.

00:32:01 and she says, " No, but that's a real nice ski mask."

00:37:41 I mean, I remember you...

00:41:55 Saddle up, partner.

00:46:03 How's your burger?

00:51:17 - ( screams ) - Oh, man, you gotta be shitting me.

00:56:29 Huh! I expected the Rocky Mountains

01:02:07 and deliver the briefcase to Mary?

01:06:09 You and me, we 're a family.

01:10:50 that we're able to bring Mr. Swanson forward

01:15:02 - Really? - Oh, yes.

01:19:08 - # Heading for the crash... # - Hey!

01:24:55 No, and I don't care!

01:31:36 ( panting )

01:37:11 - Maybe I should be going. - No no...

01:41:55 Right on my ass after you kiss it!

01:46:30 You are in luck!

01:52:15 # If you don't love me, I'll kill myself. #