Due Date

00:00:38 I just had the strangest dream.

00:04:11 My father always had a saying:

00:08:05 Don't say words that put people on edge.

00:11:06 ...because it's in my wallet that's on the .... Right?

00:14:05 That's a gang member, a construction worker, and ....

00:17:11 Guess who's got all the money. Me.

00:20:34 I mean, this has got great body. It smokes like a fucking dream.

00:24:33 First, before you do any work on it, let it work on you.

00:27:40 ...in a beautiful turtleneck, put whatever name they want.

00:31:05 Well, go ahead, give me an action to do. Give me a scene.

00:35:28 It was just a big deal. I was so excited.

00:41:19 I picked up breakfast so we can eat on the road, make up time.

00:46:04 - Oh, good. Shotgun. - Nope. Not us.

00:49:20 - Hold Sonny. - Nope.

00:52:45 Oh, boy.

00:56:33 Just checking in.

01:01:23 I started it at an internet café.

01:04:39 - Oh, yeah, sure. - Thank you.

01:10:31 Sweetheart, I am so sorry.

01:15:44 Because I'm a pig. I'm an asshole. I'm working on it.

01:19:19 ...if we get into a fight, don't go for my face.

01:23:37 - The door's off the car, Ethan. - Right. Okay, good.

01:26:34 And there was a bear.

02:00:00 with a guy you just met?