Dude, Where's My Car?

00:02:47 What's up?

00:05:15 And we still haven't had sex.

00:07:49 ...Altered Consciousness Memory Retrieval.

00:10:42 -Eat? -No. Eat.

00:13:49 -Did she just wave at us? -No way. She would never wave at us.

00:17:05 Hi, Chester. Hi, Jesse.

00:21:15 We ate the dark ones. We know you guys don't like those.

00:24:29 ...Zoltan...

00:26:54 Your tattoo says "dude," your tattoo says "sweet."

00:32:17 Let me get your proposition straight. First you give us...

00:35:30 Hang in there, bro.

00:38:05 -We are hot chicks. -Yes, you are.

00:41:01 Those double-crossing sexy, sexy sluts!

00:44:05 Yeah! Let's do it.

00:48:06 Not quite yet.

00:52:24 ...and fly through outer space...

00:56:20 ...and eventually, they'll get bored and go away.

00:59:28 If you get it right, I will set you free.

01:02:16 How do you keep popping up?

01:05:34 -First release the girls. -First give us the transfunctioner.

01:08:34 -Stop copying us. -Bitch.

01:12:46 I can't reach it!

01:16:11 What are these?

01:23:02 And then?