Dude, Where's My Car?

00:02:47 What's up?

00:05:09 Hey, what do you think they mean by special treats?

00:07:38 You're right. What we need to do is...

00:10:24 Oh, no, don't! Very protective, he is of his pipe.

00:13:13 And then?

00:16:09 Maybe we deposited it in a Swiss bank account.

00:20:07 -I'd say we were pretty wasted. -We really need to find your car.

00:23:24 You can't do anything right.

00:26:14 -Dude, you got a tattoo! -What?

00:31:08 There it is. Break time's over.

00:33:43 -...the scene of a major drug deal. -You found my car.

00:36:48 We don't have a few days, Rick. We need the car back now.

00:39:30 Wow! You are hot.

00:42:30 ...for some big-breasted bimbos...

00:45:26 That's it, that's it.

00:49:19 No messing around.

00:53:23 Don't worry, girls. We'll save you.

00:57:44 Not quite yet.

01:00:08 The full-grown male African ostrich or the Latin Struthio camelus...

01:03:04 Thanks for your help, fella. Good work.

01:06:22 -Dude, let's get out of here. -Yeah.

01:08:55 He's right, dude. We're gonna make the wrong decision.

01:13:04 Chimpanzees often use sticks as crude tools.

01:16:21 This...