Dry Spell

00:00:02 [Silence]

00:03:13 Built. You stole the man's couch! I didn't steal anything.

00:06:02 Cream cheese or whatever the hell it is. Just makes you look delusional.

00:09:27 so...Six months ago, it was. Anyway, Scott is really, really cute and really sweet.

00:12:58 Both of us out of it for the past hour? We could be eating apple pie

00:16:53 Mmm...I think we'll get out of here. See you later, lace.

00:21:39 Jenna Jameson told me use spit, not lube. Okay.

00:24:22 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Just hear me out. Just hear me out.

00:27:16 I'm not supposed to be over us right now. But if I wanted to be in a

00:30:52 middle ground. From the bottom of my heart, I mean, Kyle, he just really

00:33:51 Now I got to get ready all fast and shit. Don't worry.

00:38:00 Oh, my God. This is my shit. Come on. Come on!

00:41:47 The bartender. Wait. Are you fucking random dudes in

00:45:41 I want to be able to taste its last moments. And if you could bring a side of

00:48:59 I didn't notice. So, I was telling Cassie that Mercury is in retrograde

00:52:43 yeah, I'm trying. I think your brother has taken a vow of celibacy.

00:55:26 through the first 15 minutes of "up" without crying is soulless and inhuman.

01:00:20 Shit! [ Up-tempo dance music plays ]

01:05:57 you know, I half-responded to your dating video out of, like, morbid curiosity.

01:09:29 Oh, we did, but that's not the point. You once again omitted a major

01:13:22 Themselves to be pawned off on other women by ex-wives. It's not like that.

01:17:54 ♪ a restless mind and a restless heart ♪ ♪ tell me what I'll do

01:23:04 Mnh-mnh. Thanks. You sure?

02:00:01 This is how people meet each other nowadays.