Dry Spell

00:00:02 [Silence]

00:03:07 it could have been a lot worse. Sasha, all of your material possessions are here -- all of

00:05:38 To you! Yeah. Aw, fuck!

00:08:57 I probably shouldn't personify my food. Might be why I'm fat.

00:12:19 I haven't been on a date since sophomore year... Of high school.

00:16:18 [ chuckles ] Dude, it has been three months since I've melted anything that

00:20:55 Lacey, it's not hilarious. It is a fucking medical emergency.

00:23:43 You look like day five on "celebrity rehab." Shut up and sit down.

00:26:22 lifestyle. I work very hard at being this lazy.

00:29:58 This is how people meet each other nowadays. Okay.

00:32:56 No! She... [ Sighs ] Internet dating.

00:35:47 Wait. Hold on. Lacey, has Sasha said anything like that to you?

00:40:06 Hey, do you think that bartender's hot? Would you blow him?

00:44:08 It's different. Okay, go away. Yeah, yeah.

00:47:15 So, tell me. What do you do for fun? I drink.

00:50:47 You have a tat? Pretty hardcore, right? Wow!

00:53:43 i want to see him happy. But I really don't think that this is the way to do it.

00:57:33 glass of house wine. I'll have the same, and can I get a whiskey and ginger ale?

01:02:36 I don't know what Sasha -- hi, mom. Hey, buddy.

01:07:05 Booze with a crazy they met on the street. Whatever!

01:10:33 Hey. >> I only understand that... Hey.

01:13:57 The point -- you deserve a woman who gets you. More to the point, you deserve

01:18:41 ♪ when you blanked before, my mind, it faded away, and all I wanted you to do

01:24:10 I think you're a super-nice guy, and I had a lot of fun, but I just finalized my divorce papers