Drunken Tai Chi

00:01:10 Hey, get out of the way, out of the way!

00:04:10 - I'm better at something else, too. - What's that?

00:07:02 - Father... - Father...

00:09:34 One, two... Oh, God, a pigeon!

00:11:49 You made a fool out of me!

00:15:04 On the first whistle, you set off the first string.

00:20:04 Guess what happens when it's lit up?

00:24:00 Hurry up, give it to me.

00:30:03 You're all show!

00:34:19 Get off your horse and prepare to die!

00:38:08 - You can work it off. - You mean be your servant?

00:41:22 - Are you telling me what to do? - You did my job, so I'm doing yours.

00:43:41 Damn it! Why am I so unlucky?

00:46:54 Go! Get out! Just get out of my sight!

00:50:13 - Want to do kung fu? - Yeah!

00:52:46 Right! Remember what you said and I'll give you another chance.

00:58:46 Some madman was chasing me. His kung fu was very good.

01:00:45 It's shuffle, set them up, take one...

01:02:57 When birds take off, they push off with their legs.

01:05:13 To give out is strength. Concentrate your strength on one point and hit.

01:08:40 Hey, mind your manners, you watch it!

01:12:37 You're a star!

01:17:55 My son, how could you do this?

01:22:33 - Oh, I'm going to pass out again. - Wrong guy!