Drunken Tai Chi

00:01:10 Hey, get out of the way, out of the way!

00:04:10 - I'm better at something else, too. - What's that?

00:07:02 - Father... - Father...

00:09:37 I'm going!

00:11:52 No, madam. I didn't mean to.

00:15:08 On the second whistle, set off the second string.

00:20:12 - Hey, brother, that's enough. - I'll let you off because of him.

00:24:07 I'll pay you interest.

00:30:30 Come on!

00:34:43 Here comes the striptease!

00:38:40 There's only me and my wife living here.

00:41:48 As you've apologised, I'll forgive you.

00:44:07 Watch my feet. It's very easy.

00:47:36 Papa, I want one.

00:50:28 - Where do you live? - At the children's nursery.

00:53:31 Thanks.

00:59:06 Stay out of this, woman!

01:01:08 You're not so smart.

01:03:29 The spinning top is the key to learning how to deflect force.

01:06:04 Distraction is only one part of it, the other is the attack.

01:09:12 It looks easy enough. Open your hands. Ready?

01:14:16 That was a top-class show. It's a young man's world.

01:18:48 Tough guy, walking out on us.

10:00:00 - Have you got a dollar?