Dracula 3000
2004 · 87 MIN · IMDB 2.1 · 6,705 VOTES · DIR. Darrell James Roodt
Overview
In the year 3000, the deep space salvage ship Mother III locates the vanished starship Demeter in the Carpathian System. Captain Abraham Van Helsing and his crew composed of the blonde assistant Aurora Ash; the crippled navigator Arthur "The Professor" Holmwood, who believes that he is a genius; the strong and dumb Humvee; the intern Mina Murry; and the drug addicted 187, decide to claim the possession of Demeter. While exploring the spacecraft, they see a tape of fifty years ago of Captain Varna telling that he was locked in his cabin since his crew was acting weird after getting a cargo of coffins in Transylvania station. When 187 decides to search in the coffins for some possible hidden dope, he cuts his hand and his blood awakes Count Orlock, a.k.a. Count Dracula. When Aurora discloses who Dracula is, the survivors try to find a way to destroy the vampire.
Dialogue Timeline — 794 lines
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00:00:45 My doom is sealed, but I'm not resigned to fate.
00:05:31 Have I made it clear?
00:08:45 With or without the wedding
00:11:58 Oh!
00:17:55 No need.
00:23:48 I was scared when your dad wanted to do it.
00:28:14 It looked strange to me. I've never been there.
00:33:34 She had a cold. I'll treat her with cupping.
00:38:27 Qing Hua, farmers have their own rules
00:42:39 No way.
00:47:31 Chun Sheng, take Sissy and me. Let's leave here.
00:51:36 Your dad and mom lost their mind.
00:58:01 What is your name?
01:01:01 Tell me!
01:05:29 How come you are here?
01:09:26 Cut the crap.
01:12:33 why would Yan-yan take us away from you?
01:17:47 I'm a peasant. I'm not used to these.
01:22:09 Oh, Chun Sheng! Why, sitting all alone?
01:27:14 Do you like the city?
01:30:40 I didn't. He has only himself to blame.
01:36:04 Why won't you belief me?
01:41:04 You, you go in first!
01:44:10 You'll have to live in sorrow.