Don't Tell Her It's Me
1990 · 101 MIN · IMDB 5.7 · 3,360 VOTES · DIR. Malcolm Mowbray
Overview
Gus is a fat cartoonist that recently won a battle against cancer, which explains his baldness. But he is also lonely. Therefore, his caring sister tries to set him up with suitable woman. But to do so, she must turn him into an irresistible man. When he falls in love with Emily, Gus takes the identity of a mysterious biker from New Zealand.
Dialogue Timeline — 1,196 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:32 "Chapter One... Charleston, South Carolina.
00:05:39 I have to know the secret desires of American women
00:08:50 The first two, I was just...
00:12:00 - Which is why... - Mr. Renault, my client...
00:14:50 Terrific sex?
00:18:22 Is that your doggy?
00:22:57 Okay, moving right along.
00:27:44 What would you call it when the guest of honor blows her tentacles?
00:30:45 No, it's sick. I'm not a yo-yo.
00:34:26 Your lips and nail beds will turn cherry red
00:37:27 Hiya, honey.
00:41:07 Hello?
00:44:37 Quirk, flare, clench, squint.
00:51:11 If you hadn't come along... I thought you were gonna leave!
00:55:35 Here's to ya, Miss Emily Pear.
01:00:05 Then if you'll just hold your questions until after my presentation.
01:03:32 - You're being awful distant lately. - Me, distant?
01:08:17 I know. I like your name.
01:13:08 What did you say you wrote?
01:17:10 Yes, but how did you know?
01:21:10 Emily, what we had was so precious.
01:25:07 Please, look... okay, it was wrong, right?
01:28:42 That was the old Lizzie.
01:36:11 Did you wanna say something?
Cast & Characters
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed1,196
Dialogue density11.8 lines / min
First line00:00:32
Final line01:36:11
Production Record
DirectorMalcolm Mowbray
LanguageEnglish
Budget$6,700,000
IMDb votes3,360