Don't Go Near the Park
1981 · 83 MIN · IMDB 3.5 · 903 VOTES · DIR. Lawrence D. Foldes
Overview
In the prehistory of man, 12,000 years ago, two members of a superhuman tribe abuse the treasured secret of eternal youth. They use the methods of ritual cannibalism on the children of their own tribe and when discovered by the 'Queen' of the tribe, they are cursed to an eternity of old age with no chance to ever die. Now, in present day Los Angeles, their only hope to recapture eternal youth is the ritualistic sacrifice of a 16-year-old female virgin. Their existence is discovered by an investigative reporter and a young runaway child and this leads to an unexplained and terrifying confrontation
Dialogue Timeline — 874 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:01:50 You Gar
00:05:03 It's a little slow today.
00:12:48 a key to the front door.
00:20:47 I now pronounce you man and wife.
00:23:17 Oh, really.
00:25:46 I mean you won't buy me a dog
00:27:36 before there was a city here
00:30:59 It's been in our family for a long, long time.
00:35:37 I want to squeeze your nipple.
00:37:39 (Screaming)
00:42:33 the revolution of the zodiac.
00:44:58 It was sort of half a prison.
00:46:00 I'm sick of people trying to molest me.
00:47:38 He's a rich pig.
00:49:40 Forget it.
00:51:33 It's just Patty.
00:53:12 Where'd you get 'em?
00:54:39 Yeah.
00:56:04 Wait a second.
00:58:23 The highest tree around and you had to climb it.
00:59:58 He fell.
01:10:36 No, I can't.
01:13:58 The nature's balance that you destroyed
01:20:44 You guys got to beat it.
Cast & Characters
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed874
Dialogue density10.5 lines / min
First line00:01:50
Final line01:20:44
Production Record
DirectorLawrence D. Foldes
LanguageEnglish
Budget$110,000
IMDb votes903